Cheese dreams

I'm rather fearful of eating cheese post 6pm. Not only does it give me dreadful indigestion, but it also results in highly erotic dreams, usually involving either Gwen Steffani or that sort from the hotel inspector.
 
Ate a half a wedge of blue cheese along with half a pack of crackers last night. Had indigestion. Dreams were average.
 
Skunkworks said:
Is there any correlation between type of cheese and type of dream?
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Yes. If you eat a soft, creamy, surface-riped cow's milk cheese, you will dream about trying to coax bears out of caves.
Camembert

If you eat a semi-hard, unripened, brined cheese made from a mixture of goat's and sheep's milk, which has a high melting point and so can easily be fried or grilled - you often dream about being a narcisist who admires themselves in a mirror.
Halloumi

If you eat an Italian soft cheese, you might dream about trying to disguise a small horse.
Mascarpone

If you eat a hard, crumbly, Welsh white cheese, you often dream about how to defuse a bomb
Caerphilly

If you eat a classic medium cheese from the South West, you might dream about being a pirate
Cheddar(rrrrr)

If you eat cheese on top of tortillas, you might dream about eating cheese that doesn't belong to you
Nacho cheese
 
I often eat cheese or cheesey snacks late at night and doesn't cause vivid dreams for me.

However since using zinc supplements a few years back, I am constantly having truly vivid dreams for the first time I can remember in my life.
 
Yup, I can concur with these studies :p I get some seriously mad dreams/nightmares with cheese before bed, but as you say not with melted cheese at all.
 
I ate some vegan cheese before bed once.I didn’t dream but I did wake up grumpy af,furrowing my brow and narrowing my eyes while watching other people eat dead bodies.I also demanded work provide me soya milk for my tea and my own fridge only I can use.
 
tres said:
Yes. If you eat a soft, creamy, surface-riped cow's milk cheese, you will dream about trying to coax bears out of caves.
Camembert

If you eat a semi-hard, unripened, brined cheese made from a mixture of goat's and sheep's milk, which has a high melting point and so can easily be fried or grilled - you often dream about being a narcisist who admires themselves in a mirror.
Halloumi

If you eat an Italian soft cheese, you might dream about trying to disguise a small horse.
Mascarpone

If you eat a hard, crumbly, Welsh white cheese, you often dream about how to defuse a bomb
Caerphilly

If you eat a classic medium cheese from the South West, you might dream about being a pirate
Cheddar(rrrrr)

If you eat cheese on top of tortillas, you might dream about eating cheese that doesn't belong to you
Nacho cheese
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Very good! :D

Also explains my love of halloumi.
 
tres said:
Yes. If you eat a soft, creamy, surface-riped cow's milk cheese, you will dream about trying to coax bears out of caves.
Camembert

If you eat a semi-hard, unripened, brined cheese made from a mixture of goat's and sheep's milk, which has a high melting point and so can easily be fried or grilled - you often dream about being a narcisist who admires themselves in a mirror.
Halloumi

If you eat an Italian soft cheese, you might dream about trying to disguise a small horse.
Mascarpone

If you eat a hard, crumbly, Welsh white cheese, you often dream about how to defuse a bomb
Caerphilly

If you eat a classic medium cheese from the South West, you might dream about being a pirate
Cheddar(rrrrr)

If you eat cheese on top of tortillas, you might dream about eating cheese that doesn't belong to you
Nacho cheese
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Brilliant!
 
I eat a lot of cheese but don't to get particularly vivid dreams after an evening dairy binge.
I have, however, been getting crazy vivid dreams since we've found ourselves in this current situation.
Proper odd things. People from every section of my life making appearances, even peeps who I'd completely forgotten about in rl.
I had a dream the other night with all sorts of far out quotes that I remembered when I woke.

"I woke up and the Universe was empty"

That bit was just so vivid. I had to google it thinking I must have read it somewhere but nope, no results.

Also a but strange because I've been drinking a lot more recently (its my only vice, guv - apart from the smack habit*) which usually stifles my dreams a lot.



*jokes **




** i'ts a crack habit
 
Tek81 said:
I'm rather fearful of eating cheese post 6pm. Not only does it give me dreadful indigestion, but it also results in highly erotic dreams, usually involving either Gwen Steffani or that sort from the hotel inspector.
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Alex Polizzi?
That was enough to send me to the fridge for a wedge of Roquefort, backed up with some crumbly feta.
Please God Alex is strong enough in my dreams to ease Ms. Stefani off me before I go off like a 4th of July Roman Candle, then lazily ride me all the way to a crashing crescendo, like Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture.
On a similar dream thread, my grandma, circa late 1940s-early 1950s, would tell us grandkids that sitting with our backs to the fireplace would either make us dream of tigers, or wake up looking like monkeys.
 
Jean-F said:
Alex Polizzi?
That was enough to send me to the fridge for a wedge of Roquefort, backed up with some crumbly feta.
Please God Alex is strong enough in my dreams to ease Ms. Stefani off me before I go off like a 4th of July Roman Candle, then lazily ride me all the way to a crashing crescendo, like Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture.
On a similar dream thread, my grandma, circa late 1940s-early 1950s, would tell us grandkids that sitting with our backs to the fireplace would either make us dream of tigers, or wake up looking like monkeys.
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Yeah, that's the one. I might indulge in some Edam.
 
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