What cars scream 'chav' to you?

[R.P.L]

These days the ones around here have moved on from small cars with fart boxes to leased Audi s / rs versions and BMW m4's

Yeah this is what I've seen. They've moved on from hot hatches with terrible mods to often objectively good cars, but they find a way to make them tasteless anyway.

 

[SkodaMart]

I hate diesel soot, no excuse for black clouds from modded cars.
That is bad.

 

[Glanza]

Just reminded me as one just past me doing it, people who modify their diesel so it sneezes on the gear change.

 

[vanpeebles]

Yous boys ain't like no coals rolled huh?

 

[dacads]

Really, all of these brands 'scream Chav' to you? What car do you have?

Depends on the model, there's also badge snobs who get the cheapest poverty spec Audi or BMW just to look cool

 

[SkodaMart]

Can you use the word ‘cheap’ when talking about Audi & BMW?
Also do they make a ‘poverty spec’ model?
All there cars seem pretty nice to me?

have you been in a Dacia?

 

[lordrobs]

I see a lot of cars round here, mostly Audi and Seat diesels that have obviously had the boost cranked up and remap that emit copious amounts of black smoke every time they pull away. More often than not driven by people that are wearing trakky bottoms and a baseball cap.

Plus the obligatory OTT *PEEEUUUUUWWWWWW* from the dump valve on every gear change.

 

[Rroff]

Yous boys ain't like no coals rolled huh?

The only good rolling coal is a dead one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mjY01qQS0U

Funny thing is you just know at 0:34 it is going to explode - no engine ever makes that runaway noise and survives :s

 

[vanpeebles]

I had a Charade TD runaway on me once Didn't go like that thankfully!

 

[Nasher]

Can you use the word ‘cheap’ when talking about Audi & BMW?
Also do they make a ‘poverty spec’ model?
All there cars seem pretty nice to me?

have you been in a Dacia?

Much of the price is badge tax.

A bit like Burberry....

 

[vanpeebles]

Much of the price is badge tax.

A bit like Burberry....

Or Apple

 

[Dyson]

320D

 

[Nasher]

Or Apple

Apple practically invented badge tax.

Audi badge engineering

 

[Raymond Lin]

Any car that has a loud exhaust which is not stock
Any car with a badge removed
Any car with stickers on the windscreen
Any car with darkened headlights
Any car lowered to the point that you can't see a clearance in the arches
Any car with loud music blaring
Any car with mods done that I can tell is DIY

 

[bazzabear]

the large amounts of black, sooty smoke could be just down to a totally gutted exhaust. they sound terrible and cover the car boot is soot.

Isn't it mostly because they've removed the Diesel Particulate Filter as part of their modding?

Why the hell you'd do any exhaust work on a diesel I don't know, but you certainly see them around with stainless big bore exhausts - to really release that delightful diesel sound...

 

[sigma]

Any car that has a loud exhaust which is not stock
Any car with a badge removed
Any car with stickers on the windscreen
Any car with darkened headlights
Any car lowered to the point that you can't see a clearance in the arches
Any car with loud music blaring
Any car with mods done that I can tell is DIY

Oh no, not loud music!

 

[Rimsy]

Oh no, not loud music!

Imagine if a cap was being worn by one of the inhabitants! I fear poor Raymond may have an aneurysm!

 

[Rimsy]

Plus the obligatory OTT *PEEEUUUUUWWWWWW* from the dump valve on every gear change.

Oh my lord so that is actually a thing? There is some muppet near me whose car makes that noise and I just thought it was knackered!! Hah

 

[Semple]

I'm going to post it before anyone else does.

Mercedes A45s with black badges.

Edit: Damn. Beaten!

Wasn't going to take long.

Quite ironic of the OP really to be asking what cars scream chav to you whilst driving around in a real chavmobile.

 

[Josh]

Mercedes CLA Coupe, 99/100 driven by someone with a bad haircut and jeans/chinos that finish 3" above their shoes, generally likes Love Island and think Stone Island is 'edgy'.