This Instant And Moment - 2021!

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Just had to send my gaming PC back to OC for repairs so I thought I'd fire up the Xbox One, which I haven't used for months.

Odd, it won't switch on....check leads, all plugged in, but nothing. Could be the fuse...change it, plug it into socket and....main fuse box trips. Great, so the Xbox is buggered too :mad:

Seems I'm not fated to play any games atm!
 
Freakbro said:
Just had to send my gaming PC back to OC for repairs so I thought I'd fire up the Xbox One, which I haven't used for months.

Odd, it won't switch on....check leads, all plugged in, but nothing. Could be the fuse...change it, plug it into socket and....main fuse box trips. Great, so the Xbox is buggered too :mad:

Seems I'm not fated to play any games atm!
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Try checking out this guy

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtDQGZ-F_rSNCFNLzE3szQV6r8yzpbHAS

He's fixed plenty of Xboxes, might be something simple :o:D
 
Dear Diary.
I think it is Saturday today.
It has been 4 days now without a working car, and without biscuits.
I just hope I can survive another 4 days, but I've already lost 5lbs of precious fat reserves.
Thankfully I have Wilsonator to keep me company, without him I think I'd lose my mind.
If anyone is receiving these messages, please send help. (and biscuits)
Acme

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Dear Diary,

Day 4 and Acme is still unaware that it was @Bouton Aide who sabotaged his car and stole his biscuits. The next phase of the plan is to steal wilsonator. Acme seems to be doing very strange things to it and though wilsonator is an inanimate object, it's still not right.
But first, @Bouton Aide must bring me some goodies as payment for keeping quiet.
Secretspy
 
Dear diary,

I'm so glad I have a plastic bag full of jammie dodgers, Oreos, bourbons and home made Bounty.

I'm set for at least the entire weekend. Winning!

Off to the kettle I go then.
Benski
 
2.5 years of hard work on applications, registrations, medicals, police checks and thousands and thousands of ££££ me and the mrs have been granted our permanent resident visa for Australia, finally!
 
Dear Diary,

I have no definitive proof yet but I highly suspect that both Acme and Bouton Aide have been reading my diary. I'm even more suspicious now that the two were colluding and it was an inside job. After all, Bouton Aide has no clue on cars and I firmly believe Acme was in on it so he could claim on insurance and seek sympathy for his lost biscuits. If only he could take more pleasure in the 5lbs lost. Was it from lack of biscuits or the stress of keeping his secret?

Meanwhile day 5 looms ahead of me. The dreaded, V day. Another year of no flowers or chocolates. I didn't even get flowers on my birthday this year :( I know Valentine's has become OTT but who doesn't love a bunch of flowers to brighten their day.
I want to eat my feelings but alas I have no chocolates or sweets. I must remain strong and shall distract myself with the task of vacuuming the living room.

Secretspy
 
Dear Diary,
It seems the whole world is against me, even nitram and his wife are moving to Australia just so it is impossible for them to bring my biscuits in this trying time.
But someone has posted me a single rice crispy square. Its got some fluff on it, but it will do.
 
Acme said:
Dear Diary,
It seems the whole world is against me, even nitram and his wife are moving to Australia just so it is impossible for them to bring my biscuits in this trying time.
But someone has posted me a single rice crispy square. Its got some fluff on it, but it will do.
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hahaha, I have some hob nobs I can post to you, they're not the proper ones but the fake ones from Aldi.
 
secretspy said:
Meanwhile day 5 looms ahead of me. The dreaded, V day. Another year of no flowers or chocolates. I didn't even get flowers on my birthday this year :( I know Valentine's has become OTT but who doesn't love a bunch of flowers to brighten their day.
I want to eat my feelings but alas I have no chocolates or sweets. I must remain strong and shall distract myself with the task of vacuuming the living room.
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Is there a flower shop beside you? :p I don't think I've once got flowers. Wonder why. :D

nitram100 said:
hahaha, I have some hob nobs I can post to you, they're not the proper ones but the fake ones from Aldi.
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Whatever you do don't tell Acme you taking the hob out of the equation.
 
Bouton Aide said:
Is there a flower shop beside you? :p I don't think I've once got flowers. Wonder why. :D
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No there are just other flats beside me :p why?

Do you mean you've never got flowers for someone or never got them as in, received them?

All this talk of biscuits is making me hungry :o i actually really fancy some more eat vive brownies. They were surprisingly really tasty ! Or some popcorn...gah why did I not add popcorn to my food shop on Monday. Rookie mistake
 
secretspy said:
No there are just other flats beside me :p why?

Do you mean you've never got flowers for someone or never got them as in, received them?

All this talk of biscuits is making me hungry :o i actually really fancy some more eat vive brownies. They were surprisingly really tasty ! Or some popcorn...gah why did I not add popcorn to my food shop on Monday. Rookie mistake
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Is it because popcorn is terrible and you knew deep down you should buy some real snacks? :P
 
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