What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?

A wasp that managed to get into my bottle of beer.
Didn't get stung fortunately.

Close 2nd is brussel sprouts with chestnuts and bacon at Xmas. Not had them for years but wondered if my tastes had changed. They hadn't.
 
As above I got stung on the inside of my lip which ballooned.
Grossest thing I can remember was laying on the floor by the fire with our old lab who let rip a huge fart inches from my mouth as doing a big yawn.
 
I was on a health kick a few years back and had ordered cinnamon capsules.

One burst in my mouth and nearly choked me.

Since then I've hated cinnamon.
 
BowdonUK said:
I was on a health kick a few years back and had ordered cinnamon capsules.

One burst in my mouth and nearly choked me.

Since then I've hated cinnamon.
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Isn't a spoon of cinnamon meant to be a kids game.

You get a spoon of cinnamon and attempt to eat it all at once without dying.
 
liver.. even the smell of it being cooked makes me bolk.

oh and a fag dout in a can (that was placed next to my can on floor at party and i picked it up by mistake) when i used to drink many many moons ago.
 
People saying bounty need to try the bounty ice cream bars, they are sooo good.

My answer is going to be marmite. Edit. And probably baccy from a badly rolled cig
 
Mine pales into insignificance compared with spiders and dog poo, but I cannot stand tea, even the smell makes me feel nauseous.
One day, many moons ago, I was sitting in a transport cafe in Newbury Park, Essex, at a table with three other truckers, I was reading a paper, and had been nursing a cup of lousy coffee.
I reached for my cup, while still looking at the paper, raised it to my lips, and in the nanosecond that it took my sense of smell to register the awful truth, I tilted it and took half a mouthful from the teacup of one of my friends.
Fortunately, the Daily Telegraph that I was reading was big enough to absorb the horrible stuff when I spat it from my mouth.
I apologised to all and sundry, and bought them all some more tea, but I didn’t live it down for a long time.
 
When I was in india I went to KFC. One of the workers put a chicken wing in a burger. I bit into it and through all the bones. I was sick for 2 weeks straight in India during the summer. It was bad. Took me 3 years before I could eat another kfc.

I should have just gone to haveli, the pizzahut was good though.

Made me remember when I went to an indian restaraunt called ceasers or something there, I went for the chicken kiev. Turns out they don't know how to make chicken kieve, I was sick for another 2 weeks and put off for life.

This was on two separate trips to india.

Lastly, when I was a child I bit my brother on the bum, he farted in my mouth.
 
Petrol.

Attempting to syphon petrol out my parents' car, as a poor 17 year old, to put in my own car backfired on me.
 
My real time thoughts whilst reading this post...

Mine pales into insignificance compared with spiders and dog poo, but I cannot stand tea, even the smell makes me feel nauseous.
One day, many moons ago, I was sitting in a transport cafe in Newbury Park, Essex, at a table with three other truckers
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“This is a Jean-F post isn’t it...” /checks

I was reading a paper, and had been nursing a cup of lousy coffee.
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“He’s off his game today, usually there’d be more inconsequential detail like which paper he was reading...”

I reached for my cup, while still looking at the paper, raised it to my lips, and in the nanosecond that it took my sense of smell to register the awful truth, I tilted it and took half a mouthful from the teacup of one of my friends.
Fortunately, the Daily Telegraph that I was reading...
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“Ah, there it is!”
 
Lol these are so weak... :p

Only one that's made me feel "ruff" is the strimmer dog poop.

Marmite!!! Pffft.
Dog food! Delicious :p
 
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