What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?

Frenzy said:
When I was in india I went to KFC. One of the workers put a chicken wing in a burger. I bit into it and through all the bones. I was sick for 2 weeks straight in India during the summer. It was bad. Took me 3 years before I could eat another kfc.

I should have just gone to haveli, the pizzahut was good though.

Made me remember when I went to an indian restaraunt called ceasers or something there, I went for the chicken kiev. Turns out they don't know how to make chicken kieve, I was sick for another 2 weeks and put off for life.

This was on two separate trips to india.

Lastly, when I was a child I bit my brother on the bum, he farted in my mouth.
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I was in Delhi airport waiting for a flight home from Nepal and wanted something to eat. Went to the KFC thinking it would be a safe option and bought a chicken sandwich. Took a bite into it and it wasn’t cooked through and almost raw in the middle and spat it out. Took it back and complained and they gave me another and it was exactly the same. Could have made me very ill if I wasn’t careful.
 
Papa John's Garlic Dip. Absolutely revolting. Tastes like window putty*, and is so overpowering it ruins everything else too.

Either that, or backsplash whilst rodding a blocked sewer. Really close call.

*you know what I mean. It's kinda like the smell of turps, in your mouth. Is there a vomit emoji here?
 
I could easily do a Bush Tucker trial because I used to live in Nigeria and we were always told don't ask what you're eating.
Saying that the dog poo above beats everything.
 
Werther's Original juice from a dead woman's mouth.

Explanation below.
 
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Rum and coffee make me heave -Been sick on both and still remember the taste.
Not had Rum for at least 50 yrs but have had a coffee now and then when out and it smelt nice - never at home
 
That just reminded me. Years ago, my first job was in a petrol station. I had been mopping the floor with some 3 day old water and bleach in a bucket and was also drinking a pint of milk. I put down my milk for a moment and carried on working, knocked the milk carton into the mop bucket. I fished it out and put it aside. A few minutes later a took a huge gulp and then sprayed it everywhere.
 
DoneADougalOnSofa said:
Papa John's Garlic Dip. Absolutely revolting. Tastes like window putty*, and is so overpowering it ruins everything else too.

Either that, or backsplash whilst rodding a blocked sewer. Really close call.

*you know what I mean. It's kinda like the smell of turps, in your mouth. Is there a vomit emoji here?
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I'm with you on that. Dominos garlic dip is excellent but the PJ one is so disappointing since everything else they do was delicious.
 
Live ants, they were crawling all over some squares of chocolate that had been left out in a bowl on the coffee table. Walked into the room popped a square in my mouth completely unaware and I suddenly realised the whole thing was alive. Ran to the kitchen sink and blurted the whole lot out.
 
Many years ago when I still lived with my parents , came home from work in a hurry and boiled the kettle for a quick cuppa before heading out again.

Tea brewed, milk added to get it to swig level...

Only to find my mum had been descaling the kettle and hadn't emptied it.

I couldn't taste for about a week
 
I was called to a patient who it turned out had died during the night. I noticed an odd residue in and around her mouth but due to rigor mortis I was unable to get her mouth open, however I was able to see something in her mouth.
I asked the her daughter about it and she confirmed that her mum always popped a Werther's Original in her mouth as she went to bed. Happy she'd not choked on it (because I could see it in her mouth) I carried on and did the relevant paperwork.
Left scene and did another couple of jobs and was on my way to another. During the drive to the job I began filling out details on the patient report form and absent-mindedly put my pen in my mouth. For some reason it had a really sweet taste which after about 30 seconds I was able to place as Werthers Original. Realisation dawned that I'd tried to open her mouth with gloved fingers, transferred the sticky residue from my fingers to my pen, then hours later from the pen to my mouth.
To this day just the smell of Werther's makes me nauseous.
 
Wisdom tooth. The pain leading up to removal. The pain after removal. The feeling you get when they grip and twist popping the roots inside ya head.
 
jaybee said:
Wisdom tooth. The pain leading up to removal. The pain after removal. The feeling you get when they grip and twist popping the roots inside ya head.
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Did you get an infected socket afterwards? I didn’t think anything would beat having a 14 stone dentist basically kneeling on my chest to pull the tooth out, but the pain of the infection managed it.
 
One time, one of our gutters was overflowing above a downspout. Once it stopped raining I went out to investigate. Rapping the downspout, I could hear that it was full of water - so blockage must be at the bottom.

At this point, I was very pleased with my logic, not realising I had failed to make the next obvious step in the logical chain.

The drainpipe just had a straight termination above a grid, which is what had enabled it to get blocked. There was only a few mms gap, so I used a screwdriver to furtle out what was in there. It turned out to be a few stones with an empty paracetamol blister pack resting on top of them.

This was the point at which my missed step caught up with me. Because when I pulled that blister pack out, the pressure of 20 feet of water still present in the drainpipe resulted in it firing that dirty stagnant water all over me. And the immense surprise at this happening caused me to basically scream like a little girl, so I got force-fed some of it.
 
Terminal_Boy said:
Did you get an infected socket afterwards? I didn’t think anything would beat having a 14 stone dentist basically kneeling on my chest to pull the tooth out, but the pain of the infection managed it.
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Makes me cringe thinking about it. My socket healed well it just hurt during recovery. The worst pain throughout the whole thing was when he tried to save the situation by doing some kind of filling on the tooth in front of it, which caused some kind of change in the profile so that even breathing in air went down into the gap of the rotting wisdom and the root. After the injection wore off I had to go back and was like....take the ******* thing out. After he was done and I was still shaking like baby from the experience I asked him if they were all like that. He turned around with blood all over his gloves and went "no, that was a particularly horizontal root and if it hadn't come out on that last pull, you would have had to go to hospiital".
 
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