Campaigners call for artificial grass tax

Great stuff, when are you digging those slabs up? Horrible things. Your garden is bigger than mine. Luckily if I go out the front door it's fields.
 
Tax wasps, *****.

You need to spend some quality time at Wasp World:

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He clearly isn't qualified to make that decision though, so I don't buy the "its my garden I do what I want". We live in a eco-system of eco-systems. He shouldn't have the right to unilaterally, without clear business need ('it looks better!1') destroy natural habitat.

Well when his house was built they destroyed the natural habitat much bigger than his lawn, what's your answer, build no more houses?
 
Well when his house was built they destroyed the natural habitat much bigger than his lawn, what's your answer, build no more houses?
Yep, this housing estate is built on the fields I used to play on. In fact my whole village is turning into one huge housing estate. And it didn't have a lawn when I moved in, just slabs. Now it's got flowers, gooseberry and strawberry plants and rhubarb, bird feeders, a birds nest, and some fake grass 1.5 m wide by about 3m long.
I'm a planet killing monster apparently :p
 
Yep, this housing estate is built on the fields I used to play on. In fact my whole village is turning into one huge housing estate. And it didn't have a lawn when I moved in, just slabs. Now it's got flowers, gooseberry and strawberry plants and rhubarb, bird feeders, a birds nest, and some fake grass 1.5 m wide by about 3m long.
I'm a planet killing monster apparently :p

It's ok, i'm a double monster, i have concrete slabs AND fake grass :D

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Blanket tax on plastic products IMO. Microplastics are a problem and have the potential to be more serious in the near future.

That's one point that hasn't been raised much. The amount of micro-plastics coming from fake grass as it wears over the years and ends up in nature.
 
Can i just come, steal your whisky and then retreat to my fake garden?
I have dropped a clanger actually - I moved the whisky early to a friends garage, labelled "Water" and I reckon he will have worked through at least 2 or 3 of the bottles. I'll be lucky to get it back.
 
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