My good godOK people own up, whose garden is this?
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Viewers slam 'plastic garden' on Worst House on the Street
Viewers of Channel 4's Worst House on the Street were left horrified last night after Gemma and Scott, from York, unveiled the renovated garden of their three-bedroom home.www.dailymail.co.uk

Tax wasps, *****.
Yes, I'm sure they are amazed at my 2 up 2 down end terrace. They can't see my garden.That's good - at least when people look at your house they can determine your attitude*.

He clearly isn't qualified to make that decision though, so I don't buy the "its my garden I do what I want". We live in a eco-system of eco-systems. He shouldn't have the right to unilaterally, without clear business need ('it looks better!1') destroy natural habitat.
Yes mate exactly, bulldoze London and throw down some wild flower seeds.Well when his house was built they destroyed the natural habitat much bigger than his lawn, what's your answer, build no more houses?
Yep, this housing estate is built on the fields I used to play on. In fact my whole village is turning into one huge housing estate. And it didn't have a lawn when I moved in, just slabs. Now it's got flowers, gooseberry and strawberry plants and rhubarb, bird feeders, a birds nest, and some fake grass 1.5 m wide by about 3m long.Well when his house was built they destroyed the natural habitat much bigger than his lawn, what's your answer, build no more houses?

That reminds me, I must go and hoover the garden.Once your kids grow out of the bug and mud phase is when you can get your lawn carpet down.
Yep, this housing estate is built on the fields I used to play on. In fact my whole village is turning into one huge housing estate. And it didn't have a lawn when I moved in, just slabs. Now it's got flowers, gooseberry and strawberry plants and rhubarb, bird feeders, a birds nest, and some fake grass 1.5 m wide by about 3m long.
I'm a planet killing monster apparently![]()

It's ok, i'm a double monster, i have concrete slabs AND fake grass
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Blanket tax on plastic products IMO. Microplastics are a problem and have the potential to be more serious in the near future.
Offer to live in my shed revokedIt's ok, i'm a double monster, i have concrete slabs AND fake grass
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)Offer to live in my shed revoked
(although I may knock the whole house down and wild flower seed anyway now, just to prove to @Uther I practice as I preach)
I have dropped a clanger actually - I moved the whisky early to a friends garage, labelled "Water" and I reckon he will have worked through at least 2 or 3 of the bottles. I'll be lucky to get it back.Can i just come, steal your whisky and then retreat to my fake garden?
It's ok, i'm a double monster, i have concrete slabs AND fake grass![]()
Good(although I may knock the whole house down and wild flower seed anyway now, just to prove to @Uther I practice as I preach)
