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Our recent Homebuyers report...
Ridge and and some tiles needs pointing
Buyers "quote"... 7k
No proof the electrics have been looked at needs a rewire .... buyers "quote" 4k
We'll just ignore the EICR I provided that says everything's fine and the massive sticker on the front that says checked April 2022
Gas/Water not looked at in 5 years ...
Have already provided Landlord gas safety check dated April and boiler serviced in Sep, dunno what else they wanted lol
Wall ties "Appear to have failed" ... Buyers "quote" 13.5k
Had this double checked by a Chartered Surveyor, 2 brickies and the company we had our pointing done by....
No evidence of wall tie failings... We can replace them if you want lol
Emailed the surveyor for clarification.... ignored haha
The survey said they'd checked all ground floor walls and no concern for damp... buyers "Quote" to fix this £2750
I then find the "quotes" he's received online are nothing to do with the survey, it was a copy n paste of
The 1-10 bits were the "quotes" he got, even tho half of them weren't even mentioned on the survey! the exact figures he gave his conveyancer haha
His was a level 2 survey and it appears to be spending 3-400 on a chap to come out and tell you you best have someone look at xyz as they cant be bothered.
He even advised a video tour of the drains
after advising he couldn't locate the access covers... rather visible front and back and never even asked me.
Bloke clearly wasn't a time server surveyor
Buyer took this to heart and thought the RICS Surveyor Handbook was gospel and was asking for ridiculous stuff, so told him to do one and went back to market.
Ridge and and some tiles needs pointing
Buyers "quote"... 7k
No proof the electrics have been looked at needs a rewire .... buyers "quote" 4k
We'll just ignore the EICR I provided that says everything's fine and the massive sticker on the front that says checked April 2022
Gas/Water not looked at in 5 years ...
Have already provided Landlord gas safety check dated April and boiler serviced in Sep, dunno what else they wanted lol
Wall ties "Appear to have failed" ... Buyers "quote" 13.5k
Had this double checked by a Chartered Surveyor, 2 brickies and the company we had our pointing done by....
No evidence of wall tie failings... We can replace them if you want lol
Emailed the surveyor for clarification.... ignored haha
The survey said they'd checked all ground floor walls and no concern for damp... buyers "Quote" to fix this £2750

I then find the "quotes" he's received online are nothing to do with the survey, it was a copy n paste of
The 1-10 bits were the "quotes" he got, even tho half of them weren't even mentioned on the survey! the exact figures he gave his conveyancer haha
His was a level 2 survey and it appears to be spending 3-400 on a chap to come out and tell you you best have someone look at xyz as they cant be bothered.
He even advised a video tour of the drains

Bloke clearly wasn't a time server surveyor
Buyer took this to heart and thought the RICS Surveyor Handbook was gospel and was asking for ridiculous stuff, so told him to do one and went back to market.