Today is the 20th anniversary of the Big Nuke - OcUK are giving away a Ducky One 3 keyboard

[Reuben klang]

10-11-2015

 

[Pooh]

11-03-2018

Conflicted as I've never fingered a ducky before

 

[jaybee]

Just having a "peek in" this here thread to submit my date:

25-11-2012

 

[Klo]

20-11-2005

 

[SoliD]

25-9-2014

 

[Shure]

19-01-2014

 

[spaceman]

18-11-2018

 

[Hagar]

02-10-2012

My mate is Mallard. He is a security guard at the Trafford Centre.

 

[JollyJamma]

30th October 2003

 

[Worthy]

12-02-

Bloody hell

I remember I was sat on my bed in my mums house with my college laptop on my knees furiously trying to sign up. Good times!

 

[Jason1973]

07-08-2009

There is two little ducks 22 pages of guesses so far and it will take an eggstreamly long time to check them all.
I am going for my joining date
07-08-2009
That might be my first post but I was peking (duck) at the forums long before posting.

 

[Feek]

22 pages of guesses

Five pages of posts. 100 posts/page is the way to go.

 

[Jason1973]

Five pages of posts. 100 posts/page is the way to go.

Fair point,
Phone defaulted and said 22 pages good enough for me to add a bingo pun into the message.

 

[Cosimo]

07-02-2005

Lots of wise quackers in this thread...

I first bought from OcUK in 2001 and then lurked for six years before joining the forum.

 

[GravyMonster]

I hope there's no cheating in this competition, waterfowl way to lose!

01-03-2009
(1st March 2009)

Also, 20 years... where the hell did that go?

 

[LukasBB]

17-12-2009

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Five pages of posts. 100 posts/page is the way to go.

Just because you dream of the spice girls doesn't mean we all have to have 100 posts per page.

 

[Sh4rkie]

Hope i haven't ducked up, 27-03-2007

 

[budge1972]

I will have a bash aswell,
17-01-2022

 

[haaammit]

Meh, why not. Can't think of a duck pun so have a duck joke instead. My date is gonna be 30-03-2006

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"​

Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any flipping bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any flipping bread, ask me again and I'll nail your flipping beak to the bar you irritating git of a bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"