A jump lead walked into a pub.

Feek · 23 Nov 2023 at 10:57

The barman said "I'll serve you but don't start anything".

Armageus · 23 Nov 2023 at 10:59

Sinbad2000 · 23 Nov 2023 at 11:22

Armageus said:

Monkey displays unrealistically high levels of excitement and approval.

Hades · 23 Nov 2023 at 11:37

Armageus said:

When the reply is funnier than the punchline

cainer · 23 Nov 2023 at 12:04

@Maccy How much cash do you need to ban Feek? i'm sure a lot of us would chip in...

arknor · 23 Nov 2023 at 12:06

Feek said:
The barman said "I'll serve you but don't start anything".

I'll serve you but don't jump anyone?

throwaway4372 · 23 Nov 2023 at 12:35

Stu999 · 23 Nov 2023 at 12:36

cainer said:
@Maccy How much cash do you need to ban Feek? i'm sure a lot of us would chip in...

Would be a good charity effort.

413x · 23 Nov 2023 at 12:48

Hades said:
When the reply is funnier than the punchline

Exactly how it should be in GD

glenimp617 · 23 Nov 2023 at 13:09

cainer said:
@Maccy How much cash do you need to ban Feek? i'm sure a lot of us would chip in...

about........

Maccy · 23 Nov 2023 at 13:44

cainer said:
@Maccy How much cash do you need to ban Feek? i'm sure a lot of us would chip in...

More than you can afford

jeffk · 23 Nov 2023 at 13:54

Feek said:
The barman said "I'll serve you but don't start anything".

Haggisman · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:01

The joke in the OP was shockingly bad, I'd be surprised if it got any positive responses at all.

Disappointed, as @Feek is usually well grounded, but recently seems to be subjecting us to a battery of poor jokes...

Diddums · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:08

Haggisman said:
The joke in the OP was shockingly bad, I'd be surprised if it got any positive responses at all.

Disappointed, as @Feek is usually well grounded, but recently seems to be subjecting us to a battery of poor jokes...

Oh look, mister "I'll use every pun in the book so nobody else can chime in" :mad:

Watt is this place coming to

Kelt · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:18

Haggisman said:
The joke in the OP was shockingly bad, I'd be surprised if it got any positive responses at all.

Disappointed, as @Feek is usually well grounded, but recently seems to be subjecting us to a battery of poor jokes...

True, who knows what these awful jokes could spark off.

InHuman · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:21

If that isn't enough reason to ban i don't know what is!

Haggisman · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:21

Child Killer said:
Oh look, mister "I'll use every pun in the book so nobody else can chime in"

Watt is this place coming to

True, I guess this thread is now terminal...

Kelt · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:24

Haggisman said:
True, I guess this thread is now terminal...

No need to amp things up.

alexakasloth · 23 Nov 2023 at 14:26

Feek walks into a bar, the barman said "don't try anything funny". The barman had nothing to worry about.

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 23 Nov 2023 at 15:29

Kelt said:
No need to amp things up.

Guilty as charged m'lord