Udderly Unacceptable

[d_brennen]

Well you don't hear about us vegans abusing vegetables, just saying

Root vegetables would disagree, I saw a video online once

 

[Droolinggimp]

If he's a good boy in prison he may get a wee calf of his sentence.

underrated comment right here. Bravo

 

[Nitefly]

Ffs guys… any random news story and it’s straight to milking the puns to death.

 

[Kelt]

Ffs guys… any random news story and it’s straight to milking the puns to death.

That's the horns of the dilemma right there.

 

[gingergundog]

Ffs guys… any random news story and it’s straight to milking the puns to death.

Are you not amoosed?

 

[RxR]

Are you not amoosed?

Titter titter titter...

 

[CaNsA]

We need pics to see whether or not it was a sexy cow.

Udderly Unacceptable

I cant imagine consent was foremost in this young mans mind. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html Bad day for the bloke. He could pass for a reasonable Di Caprio impersonator too so all is...

forums.overclockers.co.uk

 

[Johno please?]

I cant imagine consent was foremost in this young mans mind.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...spicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

Bad day for the bloke. He could pass for a reasonable Di Caprio impersonator too so all is not lost.

Abusing a cow? That's just your average week for a dairy farmer.

I mean, you know how they get cows pregnant right?.....

 

[Jokester]

Yeah, they don't even show them a good time before hand either.

 

[R.C.Anderson]

Did he mis understand that normally you'd take your date to dinner first, not have your date for dinner later...

 

[the shadow]

Farmers caught man sexually abusing their calf

Ian and Tracey Farwell from Dorset suspected something underhand was going on in their cowshed late at night as the calves were regularly in a state of distress at morning feeding time.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[bjorkiii]

Cant even masturbate in Farmfoods now without the police sticking there nose in .

 

[Diddums]

Cant even masturbate in Farmfoods now without the police sticking there nose in .

Their*

 

[Dyson]

Their*

That's the thing you saw wrong in their statement???

 

[adam cool dude]

Just think the next time you eat beef that it could be a piece of meat that this mans Johnson went into too.

 

[Diddums]

That's the thing you saw wrong in their statement???

The biggest crime in the world is illiteracy

 

[Mr Jack]

Seems like a rather milquetoast (milk-toast, geddit) sentence tbh. Surely the fine should have been a lot higher and a lifetime ban from keeping any animals at the very least. Would have thought prison too personally.

Given that he was throttling the calves so violently that many of them died afterwards, and that it had been going on for years, yeah - he should have been jailed.

Just think the next time you eat beef that it could be a piece of meat that this mans Johnson went into too.

Being allergic to beef has the odd advantage after all.

 

[Kelt]

Just think the next time you eat beef that it could be a piece of meat that this mans Johnson went into too.

That'd be sausages, that's where all the 'dodgy' meat goes.

 

[adam cool dude]

That'd be sausages, that's where all the 'dodgy' meat goes.

I love beef sausages too.

 

[Kelt]

I love beef sausages too.

I'm sure you do.

Prefer flavoured pork sozzies myself.