This Instant And Moment - 2025!

Stupid apprentice decided to drop from one level to the floor (about 7 foot) instead of using the ladder…

Guess who’s got two breaks in his leg and requires surgery.

Gonna be a fun meeting tomorrow about this

Being night shift duty manager in a warehouse - welcome to my world! (fortunately not had anyone break a leg or two yet though).

EDIT: At least not on my watch - there was an incident where someone broke their legs but I wasn't in.
 
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Rewriting a proposal for a client, yet again. It's so dull, I'm typing this post to procrastinate. Maybe this time they will actually read it properly...
 
Just had a sudden and unexpected episode of explosive diarrhoea.

Having to use the toilet in LIDL is now officially the lowest point in my life :rolleyes:
 
Just had a sudden and unexpected episode of explosive diarrhoea.

Having to use the toilet in LIDL is now officially the lowest point in my life :rolleyes:

Damn, you must be the happiest most successful person alive if thats the lowest point in your life.

I've **** in a bush at the side of the motorway! :p
 
Damn, you must be the happiest most successful person alive if thats the lowest point in your life.

I've **** in a bush at the side of the motorway! :p
Oh I think I can do better than a bush :p tnink waking up in the middle of the night to a literal poop storm. :(

I get acute chronic diarrhea episodes which last months and months due to the complex and rubbish stomach I have. Lol!
 
Just had a sudden and unexpected episode of explosive diarrhoea.

Having to use the toilet in LIDL is now officially the lowest point in my life


Dont worry, you think thats bad? i stopped in a service station the other day, and it was the petrol station toilets in a service station, only 2 cubicles

Needless to say there was no toilet paper



I hate places that dont provide essential items
 
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Dont worry, you think thats bad? i stopped in a service station the other day, and it was the petrol station toilets in a service station, only 2 cubicles

Needless to say there was no toilet paper



I hate places that dont provide essential items
FFS


Whats even worse is that i am on a work teams meeting when i wrote this a second ago, with about 8 people on the meeting, and i was sharing my screen!!!!


OOOPS! This is hugely embarrassing :( Luckily no one in the teams meeting said anything :o
 
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I've **** in a bush at the side of the motorway! :p

Few weeks back 4 colleagues apparently had explosive diarrhoea the same evening, likely due to eating something from the shared food at work, one of them spent over an hour in some bushes halfway home and another apparently didn't make it out of work's car park.

Personally will only eat individually wrapped food out of the stuff bought in at work, can't trust other people's hygiene.
 
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