Rot in hell- Ian Watkins is murdered.

adam cool dude said:
I remember reading a similar thing regarding a man that tried to kill Ian Huntley who to my surprise is still alive. He threw a bucket of boiling hot water over him. He was in prison for killing his girlfriend, luring her twin sister to his house and killing her then killing an elderly couple in their home.
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Amateur...

...any experienced lag knows you dissolve all the sugar packets you've saved, in the kettle, then repeatedly switch it on to boil so that the molten solution becomes far, far hotter than 100°C.

The injuries from a "melting" or "Prison Napalm" attack are absolutely horrific.
 
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RedMogg said:
Amateur...

...any experienced lag knows you dissolve all the sugar packets you've saved, in the kettle, then repeatedly switch it on to boil so that the molten solution becomes far, far hotter than 100°C.

The injuries from a "melting" or "Prison Napalm" attack are absolutely horrific.
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Always be wary of any man buying more than 2 bottles of full sugar cherryade in his canteen.

Lethal and highly effective.
 
Josh said:
Yeah the kitchens was one of only x3 places along with visits and the HC wing where they would be escorted but allowed to be non-segregated in my Prisons.

All fun and games until everyone clocks them and chaos ensues.
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When I was working in HMP Brixton, the first thing any new inmate would do was break their toilet seat because they got a new one. Like clockwork.

Then some new clown entered his cell and noticed that his window was quite badly scratched, so proceeded to rip the frame apart, thinking he'd get a new one.

Of course we didn't hold these in stock so he had to sleep in a windowless cell for two weeks whilst we had one manufactured. It was also bitterly cold.

As he was brand new he couldn't be moved either, he had to just suck it up.
 
RedMogg said:
Amateur...

...any experienced lag knows you dissolve all the sugar packets you've saved, in the kettle, then repeatedly switch it on to boil so that the molten solution becomes far, far hotter than 100°C.

The injuries from a "melting" or "Prison Napalm" attack are absolutely horrific.
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I wonder how they figure this stuff out!? I guess you have a lot of time to think in those places!
 
Or maybe they just shouldn't let prisoners have kettles... some sort of low powered instant hot water tap would still let them have hot drinks but without the ability to cook up face melting goo.
 
That is one of my fave film scenes, how thin they slice that garlic was an inspiration!

Still a warm water tap and pouches of huel is the way forward, wouldn’t need knives or indeed a kitchen, prisoners can make their own food when they are hungry.
 
Brazo said:
Still a warm water tap and pouches of huel is the way forward, wouldn’t need knives or indeed a kitchen, prisoners can make their own food when they are hungry.
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that could be some interesting advert. opportunities for quooker and huel right there ..... not sure it will attract the clientele they are after however. :D
also I expect it wouldn't be long before people had the trouser press treatment of the face under the hot tap!
 
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bigmike20vt said:
that could be some interesting advert. opportunities for quooker and huel right there ..... not sure it will attract the clientele they are after however. :D
also I expect it wouldn't be long before people had the trouser press treatment of the face under the hot tap!
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Ha! Then they would enjoy it because it would be luke warm!!
 
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Brazo said:
That is one of my fave film scenes, how thin they slice that garlic was an inspiration!

Still a warm water tap and pouches of huel is the way forward, wouldn’t need knives or indeed a kitchen, prisoners can make their own food when they are hungry.
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Feeding them huel seems unnecessarily barbaric. Prison is hard enough.
 
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