The **Now Eating** Thread
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Now they've shown Gilbert how to make a Pathia after inviting him into their kitchen, he's done a runner!
I hear the owner is keeping his eyes peeled for a Gilbert restaurant opening up, he's getting worried!
I know I know.. But Goa is 0.8 Miles Away.. Cheaper and Bigger Portions!
Photos don’t do the hefty portions of Goa, I need to see how they compare on the scales
But I do miss and am craving the old favourite, Chicken Pathia with Extra Corriander
I suppose on that note, also Soooooon!
Now they've shown Gilbert how to make a Pathia after inviting him into their kitchen, he's done a runner!
I hear the owner is keeping his eyes peeled for a Gilbert restaurant opening up, he's getting worried!
Ok ok, now I feel guilty
My next Curry shall be from Bollywood and if they ask about my absence I shall tell them a pack of lies.I’m not going to Heaven
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Ok ok, now I feel guilty
I’m not going to Heaven
Haha you're a legend mate!
Haha you're a legend mate!
Just addicted to Curry mate, but if that qualifies then I will take it
I’m close to saying if a post gets X amount of likes then I will work my way into the kitchen for a cook along but at Goa this time
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Ok ok, now I feel guilty
I’m not going to Heaven
"And all the time these nymphomaniac female kidnappers had you locked in their sex dungeon, you were thinking only of my curry?
Well, that is most gratifying to hear sir. So glad you stopped here on the way to being reunited with your family.
Now, may I take your order?"
(Restaurant) Where have you been our boy? We have had to change all the light bulbs to energy savers! We thought you were gone forever.
“Well, you are never going to believe it!
(Restaurant) Go on!
“I have been in LA - Yeah I matched with one of the Jenner girls on Tinder and we instantly hit it off, she jetted me out to spend a naughty few weeks together…
(Restaurant) Ohhh good lad Pathia boy, one of those Jenners?! Which one?! Kylie??
“Noo!”
(Restaurant - Enthusiastically)
Kendall?!
“Hah, no!”
(Restaurant - Still enthusiastic) Ermm what about Khloe?
“Haha, Close but no! guess again
“(Restaurant - Slightly less enthusiasm, some element of concern in their tone) Then which one?
“Kaitlyn!!!”
(Restaurant) Silence…. with only the sound of pots and pans in the distance…
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I know I know.. But Goa is 0.8 Miles Away.. Cheaper and Bigger Portions!
Photos don’t do the hefty portions of Goa, I need to see how they compare on the scales
But I do miss and am craving the old favourite, Chicken Pathia with Extra Corriander
I'm all for value for money, but do you really need a bigger portion of takeaway
and bigger isn't always better, just ask @{SAS}TB
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It's not the size of your portion but the taste it leaves in your mouthI'm all for value for money, but do you really need a bigger portion of takeaway
Oh
No
Wait.....
I'm all for value for money, but do you really need a bigger portion of takeaway
I love Bollywood, but more often than not the portion size became a lottery which considering my calibre of custom just isn’t on
But definitely crazy the old trusty Pathia, truly special sauce.
Smores cookies. Don’t normally bake, they taste great, but definitely look better in the book
Please sir can I have some smore?
Shababs Balti chicken tikka garlic chilli masala. Bloody great curry. Assortment of naan used to mop the sauce. Should have done Desi hot really. Next time!
I’m still full, the thought of more Curry makes me feel a little funny but I’d still attempt that right now!
It looks ridiculously good.
All I can see is scotch eggs than have been run over by a car
Smores cookies. Don’t normally bake, they taste great, but definitely look better in the book
Splat
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All I can see is scotch eggs than have been run over by a car
Splat
The first thing I saw was scotch egg slices
I love the smell of sliced and flattened roadkill in the morningThe first thing I saw was scotch egg slices
Moar sliced road kill - looks tasty though
Made a little pizza for lunch. Pepperoni and smoked sausage with a hint of chilli
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