What's bitten me? Am I going to die?

[BananaDunka]

I googled spider bite, and what was shown was not for the squeamish.

Better get as much action from the arm before it's too late

Edit*
Oh that's a leg not an arm.

 

[Feek]

I'm not clicking that link.

 

[Tosno]

Mosquito bite.

 

[Scotty123]

Stung by queen wasp?

 

[Em3bbs]

Go and see your GP surely, I thought medical threads weren't allowed here?

 

[Dynix]

http://i.imgur.com/wAwkPlV.png

Amputation is required immediately. Will accept video as proof.

 

[Feek]

Now I'm obviously not asking for medical advice as I don't want to know how to treat them

Go and see your GP surely, I thought medical threads weren't allowed here?

What makes you think this is a medical thread?

 

[kindai]

Hopefully it was a radioactive spider, in which case you'll get awesome super powers.

Otherwise, I don't think you'll make it past the weekend

 

[Feek]

Hopefully it was a radioactive spider, in which case you'll get awesome super powers.

I didn't even consider that

 

[Diddums]

I thought the only way to be sure was to nuke it from orbit?

Nah, we're not animals! Just a mild amputation will do

 

[Dis86]

What makes you think this is a medical thread?

Probably the IQ of a brick!

 

[Diddums]

I didn't even consider that

What do we call you then? SpeekerSpiderman? SpiderSpeekerman? +

 

[Uther]

Looks like a horsefly bite. I got a couple last year whilst wearing a kilt (no not there, on my legs...) and they were itchy as hell.

 

[Redz]

Vampire bites

 

[R0Z4G]

definitely the start of scabies

 

[ianh]

RIP Feek

PS Dibs on any Haribo you've got lying around.

 

[Angilion]

The important question is obviously how radioactive the thing that bit you was. As we all know, that will determine whether or not you get superpowers.

Well, that and what species it was. Miteman is rather less cool than Spiderman.

 

[Angilion]

[..]
I have no idea where I could have picked the bites up from. I didn't in the garden on Wednesday, all I did was walk to the Feekmobile, drive to town, wait, drive home again and walk back indoors. The weather was rubbish, I simply didn't go out.

So...now you have to nuke your car from orbit to be sure of removing the source. Then pop into Motors and post a "spec me a new car" thread. Problem solved!

 

[Schizo]

I think we need a poll to determine the outcome of feek

What say you general discussion ?

 

[Destination]

Earwig.
Check your bedclothes, take each layer away and examine each sheet.
Did you do any bedclothes drying outside in the recent spell of good weather?