2 Weeks! That's shocking.
The competitor always answers the phone, whatever the time of year/sales season, usually in under a minute.
Your item is collected the next day, then arrives back with them the next day - it's then tested on the same day as it arrives back with them, or at worst by lunch/afternoon the next day, then they ship you a next day replacement.
So TLDR, by day 5-6 you have your replacement, as DPD offer 7 days a week next day delivery.
That is how it should be done, and always has been for the 20+ years that I've been buying/RMA'ing from the competitor.
Exactly, what if your PC is used to WFH etc - you cant afford/allow to have your business/joke grind to a halt, just because of the negligence of a parts supplier, who clearly can't handle any form of pressure/demand, to the extent that they shut off their phones for weeks - this has happened many times over the years.