Ok, so...

asim18 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:21

...the skin on my penis is of a considerably darker shade than the rest of my body, is there any way to whiten it?

I'm still a virgin, and I just realised that a girl might get a bit turned off when she sees it.

Thanks.

James07 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:22

Are you kidding me?

You are unreal dude, and you wonder why your still a virgin, good luck with that btw.

Wierdo.

[TW]Fox · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:22

Does thread have potential or WHAT.

Fubsy · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:22

Mustard.

shifty_uk · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:23

Brilliant.

Have some stars.

Zefan · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:23

"Spec me penis whitener".

James07 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:23

[TW]Fox;12556213 said:
Does thread have potential or WHAT.

WHAT.

end thread/

Zefan said:
"Spec me penis whitener".

lmao quality!!

iamdjdz · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:23

Try toothpaste. It might sting at first.

Scuzi · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:23

already.

Nitefly · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:24

Watch porn.

mike5678 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:24

Wash it.

James07 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:25

Chop it off..

I dare yah.

Kitchster_uk · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:26

I use bleach, domestos is the best in all honesty.

That or you've been playing hide the sausage with the boys and that's made it darker.

Zuma · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:26

try using the same stuff Michael Jackson uses.

al123 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:26

Sorry to tell you this, that means its going to drop off

Fubsy · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:26

Stop putting it up bum holes?

Scuzi · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:27

On a more serious note, baking powder i.e. Bicarbonate of Soda mixed with Coke should help. Mix up a solution and pour in some Coca Cola which has natural acids in it to help with the bleaching.

Put your penis into it for about 10 minutes a few times a day and within a week you should notice a difference.

Pug · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:27

really. Dont. Want. To. Say. TTIUWOP....

fail at the internets · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:27

Posting in an epic thread.

Slinky1989 · 23 Sep 2008 at 00:28

Try bengay.