I felt tortured, at my hairdressers.

fiveub · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:12

Walked in my usual hairdressers, and I had noticed there was a new person working and he was the one who was going to cut my hair, which did not bother me however, I was thinking 'he better not mess up!', as you would do.

Anyway, he wrapped this white bit of paper around my neck really tight which was very unusual and was strangling me a little, but I could cope... And then put the cloth around me. He then continued to cut my hair, yet he dropped the comb in my lap two times which I just thought again... Ah this guy is new I will let him off, although he was grabbing the comb right on my crutch.

Then also the wire of the shaver was going in between my legs, so he decides to whip around the wire a few times while he was shaving my hair to just get the wire from between my legs, while doing this he doesn't realise that the wire was whipping my face.

I had to close my legs, or cross them in order to not have my face whipped, so I felt quite uncomfortable and constrained. He could also manage to rub his legs against mine quite hard while cutting my hair from the front which was a bit abnormal...

Anyway, he gave me a good haircut which I guess matters... But man has anyone else been in this situation?

Oh, and normally it costs five pounds, yet it was six pound this time...

antijoke · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:13

Sounds like you paid a quid for gay bondage hair cut.

Logsi · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:14

£6!

Mine is £15! Think yourself lucky! :eek:

Manics · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:14

Ah, the old "dropping the comb into the crutch" routine.

You've just been molested. Deal with it.

Muffin` · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:16

I had a woman with huge floppy ones hitting me in the head once

Combat squirrel · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:16

Oh dear, men of today 'I felt tortured at the hairdressers', im an adult ya'know, I have rights...etc etc

Sorry just reminded me of the comedian from Micheal Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow, talking about political correctness and stuff, much funny things

randal · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:16

Manics said:
Ah, the old "dropping the comb into the crutch" routine.

You've just been molested. Deal with it.

I have to pay extra for that in ours, although the girl is rather nice so I don't mind slipping her a little extra

deusexlumina · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:20

i pay 37 for mine, and i dont get the special treatment

mjones1 · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:21

Muffin` said:
I had a woman with huge floppy ones hitting me in the head once

I had a women rest them on my shoulders.(She was a fat chick)

Rameses · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:23

Manics said:
Ah, the old "dropping the comb into the crutch" routine.

You've just been molested. Deal with it.

ROFL.

Maccy · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:48

Combat squirrel said:
Sorry just reminded me of the comedian from Micheal Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow, talking about political correctness and stuff, much funny things

I'm loving this show at the moment

Sorry I have nothing constructive to add

4T5 · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:54

Why didn't you just tell him the first time he did it ? :confused:

Neoni · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:54

You just paid 6 pound to get felt. well played sir.

semi-pro waster · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:54

I fancy boys said:
i pay 37 for mine, and i dont get the special treatment

£37 - is that just for a haircut? Surely a cut can't be all you get for that amount? Colouring or something else?

And in answer to the original question, no I've not been tortured in the hairdressers, but if necessary I'd say to them that it wasn't comfortable.

Neoni · 4 Jul 2009 at 13:56

semi-pro waster said:
£37 - is that just for a haircut? Surely a cut can't be all you get for that amount? Colouring or something else?

And in answer to the original question, no I've not been tortured in the hairdressers, but if necessary I'd say to them that it wasn't comfortable.

sounds like toni and guy prices... ive paid that much before.

taliesyn · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:03

malc30 said:
Why didn't you just tell him the first time he did it ?

Obviously enjoyed it

Glaucus · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:04

be a man and shave it yourself. £30 for 3 or so years of haircuts.

Steve2000 · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:08

I pay £4 for mine, number 3 all round, takes about 3-4 minutes maximum. No thinly disguised bumming either.

neil3k · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:12

I fancy boys said:
i pay 37 for mine, and i dont get the special treatment

gay tbh

semi-pro waster · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:15

Neoni said:
sounds like toni and guy prices... ive paid that much before.

What I'm trying to work out is what you get extra for that? I'm doubtless a philistine in such matters but I had always been under the impression that one haircut was much like any other when you're talking about a short, back and sides.