I felt tortured, at my hairdressers.

Neoni · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:16

semi-pro waster said:
What I'm trying to work out is what you get extra for that? I'm doubtless a philistine in such matters but I had always been under the impression that one haircut was much like any other when you're talking about a short, back and sides.

you get hair washed, and a haircut...and some hot piece to look at but apart from that nothing...

DirtyJester · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:20

.. still think the classic is the guy that had his faced slapped when the girl watched as the apron covering him moved slowly up and down in the crotch area ... upon removal it was revealed that it was only his glasses he was buffing ...

mac1st3 · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:22

I get my hair cut maybe once every 6 months, partially because i prefer my hair long, and partially because I don't trust hairdressers to get it right, even if i go in with a picture of what i want, i tend to come out disappointed, best one was having a large ponytail removed, people's faces as it was hacked off, classic

but i'm yet to be molested by a barber

arc@css · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:30

Used to go to a barbers and although we got on okay, this fairly attractive but quite stern italian lass would be somewhat fierce with the brush and would bash my bonce around a bit. I think she quite liked it, in the end so did I

mike5678 · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:41

Was he wearing chaps?

daveydave · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:49

anticonscience said:
Sounds like you paid a quid for gay bondage hair cut.

ahahaha

Locky · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:50

You enjoyed it really did'nt you

Marky · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:54

Admit it, you paid the extra quid to be abused... And you loved it!

I get around · 4 Jul 2009 at 14:57

It's just new hairdressers mate, trust me, my mate ceri cuts mine, she's very good but it's a bit down to experience i reckon, stuff like that happens all the time.

No1newts · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:20

Gather round and sit down kids and let me tell you a story about the time I was fondled by a gay barber...

VFR_KID · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:26

Last time i had a hair cut i was in fear, the girl was in a foul mood and by the time i had walked out i had more water sprayed on me than anything else

starfighter · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:27

Why not just say "stop touching my penis and careful with the wire."

Jesus, some people, tbh I don't think you have any balls for him to fondle.

I do like it when they can't help but rub their brests on you or cut your fringe while bending over, but as they are 1cm from your eyes it is hard to not look without it being obvious.

deusexlumina · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:36

Neoni said:
sounds like toni and guy prices... ive paid that much before.

it is indeed toni and guy prices

unfortunately everywhere else i go end up butchering it completely, so now i go there because its the only place i trust to do it right

Ben M · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:37

You got raped. I bet he really enjoyed that.

Kreeeee · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:41

Logsi said:
£6!

Mine is £15! Think yourself lucky!

Yeah but your hair cuts are probably like your "computers", very homosexual

VFR_KID · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:44

I have considered paying more to go to the one my partner uses, its full of chix but dont fany paying more to endupt looking like a skalped dug, just for some eye candy. pluss if i went there im sure she would have to follow

Lightnix · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:47

I can only think of one response to this thread:

Jambo · 4 Jul 2009 at 15:55

I fancy boys said:
i pay 37 for mine, and i dont get the special treatment

Two rapes on one thread. :eek:

mac1st3 · 4 Jul 2009 at 16:05

Jambo said:
Two rapes on one thread.

Lol!!

LOAM · 4 Jul 2009 at 16:11

its a known FACT that only gay men visit HD/Barbour's to get their hair cut, its like cottaging and there's only one reason why you are there.

Real men cut their own with manly clippers.