Post in poetry only.

apatia77 · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:43

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8138012.stm

It's time for public transport again

4T5 · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:44

I smell a pea roast.

Gaygle · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:44

You're a day too late.

Bennie-Mac · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:45

Yep twas in the motors section.

apatia77 · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:46

Bennie-Mac said:
Yep twas in the motors section.

Used search but found nothing.

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:46

My Lambo taken from me, my utter pride and joy.

The car that I have wanted since I was a little boy.

I can't express my sadness, my total utter shock.

I thought I'd post this poem so I'm in before the lock.

Ucof · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:52

lol..

I like how one fireman goes and deals with it, completely unfased by it, and all the other firefights are hiding behind the fire engine.

(ok, so they weren't actually hiding, but it does look like it

)

4T5 · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:53

@Von
You are a Poet that didn't know it.
A suggestion without a Question,
A Boy in blue to keep the peace,
I'm sure I've seen you in a sketch from Grease.

matthewhotdude · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:55

The guy who was filming it sounds like a pratt

Gaygle · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:57

Von Smallhausen said:
My Lambo taken from me, my utter pride and joy.

The car that I have wanted since I was a little boy.

I can't express my sadness, my total utter shock.

I thought I'd post this poem so I'm in before the lock.

LOL

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:00

malc30 said:
@Von
You are a Poet that didn't know it.
A suggestion without a Question,
A Boy in blue to keep the peace,
I'm sure I've seen you in a sketch from Grease.

Thank you malc for all your words, your charm it does not cease.
But I must admit to you I've never been in Grease.
As for what you said above, I am a boy in blue.
Although I'd like to chat all day I leave for work at 2.

4T5 · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:00

YOU WIN !!!

Bennie-Mac · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:02

Epic

Gaygle · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:03

Will both of you stop rhyming words,
Because you sound like utter nerds,
However, i admit, it made me laugh
But now i'm going to get a bath.

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:05

malc30 said:
YOU WIN !!!

Oh dearie me, you've given up ? You seem to have fell foul.
It's not like you to cough defeat and then throw in the towel.
I like to poet, to see my words, it is where it is at.
Although I do not wish to be a noxious and smug .... git.

4T5 · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:08

So where are the Dons are they not here,
To stop this crap having to appear,
I'm losing touch I cannot fail
This thread I think we have derailed.

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:09

Gaygle said:
Will both of you stop rhyming words,
Because you sound like utter nerds,
However, i admit, it made me laugh
But now i'm going to get a bath.

I will not stop, I'm free to rhyme and so are you to do.
Is your bathroom all in one, or has a seperate loo ?
I am so sorry if you're mad, I sometimes am a clown.
Please take care while in the bath, I'd hate to see you drown.

Gaygle · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:12

Indeed, derailed this thread has been,
But it's been worth it with all this poetry i've seen,
Now, i think it's Von Smallhausen's turn,
P.s. I'm glad that Lambo burned.

Von Smallhausen · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:14

Gaygle said:
Indeed, derailed this thread has been,
But it's been worth it with all this poetry i've seen,
Now, i think it's Von Smallhausen's turn,
P.s. I'm so glad that Lambo burned.

Why so glad the Lambo burned ? It is a work of art.
Better than a Ford Fiesta or a horse and cart.
Some might say in doing this, I do abuse mod power
But cease it will so very soon because I need a shower.

Gaygle · 7 Jul 2009 at 13:20

Von Smallhausen said:
Why so glad the Lambo burned ? It is a work of art.
Better than a Ford Fiesta or a horse and cart.
Some might say in doing this, I do abuse mod power
But cease it will so very soon because I need a shower.

Yes, you are cutting it quite fine,
If you wish to be at work on time,
And our tax's fund your jobs,*
Whilst people are out getting stabbed and mobbed!

*(i should add A) i don't pay tax B) i don't have a job atm and C) i want to be a copper)