Warrent out for ********

[TFU] Thegoon84 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:11

Oh my god i think i just laughed my self close to death, the bold bit and underline is the funniest think i have ever read, what was so funny is i was reading it in a serious mind frame:

TAKEN FROM BBC NEWS PAGE:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Joseph Squires, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with a serious sexual offence against a donkey between February and April 1999 and a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

The 66-year-old was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

burtie · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:14

Well I'll be buggered he never. :eek:

antijoke · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:14

Certainly the funniest think I have ever read.

Cosimo · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:14

What an ass, did he mistake them for a sheep.

Gaygle · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:14

Ga...wait he did WHAT?!

Gaz1988 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:15

Only in england !

[TFU] Thegoon84 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:16

simulatorman said:
What an ass

Are you taking the mick, or was that pun intended hahaha!

The other best bit had to have been:

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

ahahahha OMG OMG stop stop i cant laugh anymore my sides are killing me!

OzyOly · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:16

Criminal damage to the animals? How big is he?

SfnX · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:16

...uh...well...im bamboozled

Ciphon · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:17

TTIUWP??

platypus · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:20

Thegoon84 said:
Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
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And his senses?

h00fzilla · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:20

Very amulesing!

[TFU] Thegoon84 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:23

Gaz1988 said:
Only in england !

And people call the welsh sheep *******..... tut tut tut....

"andy" · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:25

happens more often than you think tbh

once had to do a job at a place where they looked after the animal victims of such crimes

eurghh

Indie · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:26

OzyOly said:
Criminal damage to the animals? How big is he?

Hung like a horse...

im sorry

Rich_L · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:26

Probably wouldn't want him as a neighbour

alex24 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:32

Rich_L said:
Probably wouldn't want him as a neighbour

Why? At least you know your children would be safe.

Their pets wouldn't be though... :rolleyes:

alex24 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:33

"andy" said:
happens more often than you think tbh

once had to do a job at a place where they looked after the animal victims of such crimes

eurghh

That's an extraordinary story if true. I never knew such places existed!

[TFU] Thegoon84 · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:37

"andy" said:
happens more often than you think tbh

once had to do a job at a place where they looked after the animal victims of such crimes

eurghh

Do they have to pay for each session of councilling them selfs....

Sorry really not trying to be rude but that just sent me in the histerics again!

Gaygle · 7 Jan 2010 at 11:37

Did he really do this or do you think he was just horsing around?