Warrent out for ********

['Wes]

Wonder where he rode off to..

 

[p4radox]

Probably wouldn't want him as a neighbour

Subtle, very subtle

 

[TriedandTested]

Eeyore to get some help with that.

 

[mame]

Who was on top ?

 

[ZXSpectrum]

He wasnt Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud Was he?

 

[TwoSaints]

What an ass..!

 

[randal]

Feedin' the pony... aaaaaaaaaaaaalright.

 

[Manics]

The horse & donkey will probably testify through a video link to the court. That is the norm.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Each to there own i say

 

[SkeeterUK]

Who knows maybe the animals were the ones who initiated the sex. Afterall animals do sniff ur you know what on occasion. Tho thats probs just cos they smell ur skidmarks from the night out before.

 

[BeeP]

I wonder if the folk form his area knew about it, surely they wondered where he kept going carrying a stool.....at least sheep are short

Funny stuff though.

 

[BeeP]

Each to there own i say

What if it was someone else's

 

[Dogoid]

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

cattle teach him

 

[[TFU] Thegoon84]

If he'd have been cleaver he could have said, i was trying to milk it..... and play stupid!

 

[Dogoid]

whorse

 

[matt_fsr]

"The 66-year-old"

Should know better at his age than to be horsing around like that!

 

[Greenlizard0]

Ah neigh, this is terrible news....hoove got to be joking some people are just sickos.

 

[lionheart766]

I would imagine a horses head in the bed is quite a turn on for this dude.

 

[ElectroBlaster]

The criminal damage part was most probably him trying a donkeypunch lol

 

[[TFU] Thegoon84]

lmao loving the comments, i thought i'd get slated for this thread!

What i cant understand is:

If i brake sum1's window.... its criminal damage

If i brake sum1's face... its GBH???

Then how is raping a donkey criminal damage (sorry if that sounds a bit harsh, but its not as if they donkey agreed to it, admin remove if its to much dont ban me )... i'm sorry i just cant see the logic in that!