explain why Bodybuilding isn't gay

kwerk · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:41

This post is NOT homophobia, I am making no presumptions or accusations that being a gay homo is inherently wrong.

The facts:

Joe Weider who basically invented bodybuilding culture started out by publishing gay porno mags, and is a homosexual.
Most of the photographers for bodybuilding magazines are said to be open homosexuals.
Fake tan is gay.
Thongs are gay.
Having men look at you in a thong is gay.
Exercising for the purpose of having men look at you is gay.
I've never met a women who found big muscles attractive.
A lot of pro bodybuilders are homosexualists.
A lot of pro bodybuilders do "private shows" for rich gays.

Explain to me how bodybuilding is NOT gayer than Dale Winton climbing a wall of ****s.

OG · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:41

sauce?

G-MAN2004 · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:42

yhack · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:42

Can't be done.

Pate · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:43

asim18 · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:43

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's your explanation. Now go cry you twig.

Bengaboy · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:44

I too think it is incredibly gay - would never say it to their face though. Bummer or no bummer, he would still rip my head off me shoulders!!

Abraham · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:44

Don't disagree with most of it, but there are lots of women who like body builders

kwerk · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:44

asim18 said:
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's your explanation. Now go cry you twig.

I'm sure he's seen the business end of a few ****s in his younger days. Probably even Joe Weider's.

JBuk · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:45

kwerk said:
This post is NOT homophobia, I am making no presumptions or accusations that being a gay homo is inherently wrong.

The facts:

Joe Weider who basically invented bodybuilding culture started out by publishing gay porno mags, and is a homosexual.

Most of the photographers for bodybuilding magazines are said to be open homosexuals.

Fake tan is gay.

Thongs are gay.

Having men look at you in a thong is gay.

Exercising for the purpose of having men look at you is gay.

I've never met a women who found big muscles attractive.

A lot of pro bodybuilders are homosexualists.

A lot of pro bodybuilders do "private shows" for rich gays.

Explain to me how bodybuilding is NOT gayer than Dale Winton climbing a wall of ****s.

What does it matter either way?

HungryHippos · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:45

asim18 said:
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's your explanation. Now go cry you twig.

Yeah you'd better run or Asim will get a Mac 10 in 3 minutes flat. Then you'll be sorry.

J.B · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:45

Why does an activity have to be classified gay/straight?

Morba · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:45

I know loads of women who like men with muscle. Women who think skinny men look pathetic.

Lunatic Dreyfus · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:46

asim18 said:
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's your explanation. Now go cry you twig.

Having watched Pumping Iron today, I can tell you Arnie is not gay.

Nor am I, despite watching it in my pants.

Morba · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:47

Do you know why fake tan is used? Also it's rare that competition has someone in a thong lol

Badgi · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:47

Worst "I want to take up bodybuilding, but am uncomfortable with my sexuality" thread, ever.

G-MAN2004 · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:47

asim18 said:
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's your explanation. Now go cry you twig.

This.

****ing alpha. :cool:

Fenris · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:47

Kwerk clearly just lost a girl to a guy with muscles and is now trying to make himself feel better.

That or he's been looking at body building sites and has come over all confused.

Could always be both.

kwerk · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:48

Abraham said:
Don't disagree with most of it, but there are lots of women who like body builders

Yes... bodybuilder women.

[FnG]magnolia · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:48

God damn, kwerk, when you really try your trolling is sublime. Really exceptional.

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