explain why Bodybuilding isn't gay

[kwerk]

This post is NOT homophobia, I am making no presumptions or accusations that being a gay homo is inherently wrong.

The facts:

• Joe Weider who basically invented bodybuilding culture started out by publishing gay porno mags, and is a homosexual.
• Most of the photographers for bodybuilding magazines are said to be open homosexuals.
• Fake tan is gay.
• Thongs are gay.
• Having men look at you in a thong is gay.
• Exercising for the purpose of having men look at you is gay.
• I've never met a women who found big muscles attractive.
• A lot of pro bodybuilders are homosexualists.
• A lot of pro bodybuilders do "private shows" for rich gays.

Explain to me how bodybuilding is NOT gayer than Dale Winton climbing a wall of ****s.

 

[kwerk]

Arnold Schwarzenegger.


There's your explanation. Now go cry you twig.

I'm sure he's seen the business end of a few ****s in his younger days. Probably even Joe Weider's.

 

[kwerk]

Don't disagree with most of it, but there are lots of women who like body builders

Yes... bodybuilder women.

 

[kwerk]

This.

****ing alpha.

"'Arnold has had a long association with rich gay men,' according to Wendy Leigh, author of Schwarzenegger: An Unauthorized Biography. 'When he moved to England [around the time of his first Mr. Universe title in 1967], John Dixey, a British businessman and well-known aficionado of muscle boys, was very, very kind to Arnold. You have to understand, before Arnold came on the scene, it was common currency that bodybuilders were less than macho—it was absolutely given and accepted that they supported themselves by catering to the tastes of wealthy gay men.'

 

[kwerk]

Did nobody else see the Louis Theroux - bodybuilding episode?

 

[kwerk]

What does it matter either way?

It's just one of those elephants in the room. Everyone knows it but nobody says it.

 

[kwerk]

There's nothing gay about trying to impress teh ladies.

I'm a bit skeptical that any woman finds this impressive.

 

[kwerk]

THIS is what women find attractive today, look and learn.

 

[kwerk]

Wait, hang on a second. If kwerk knows what type of man is attractive to women, and is such an expert on 'attractive men', then this can only be his coming out thread

Every time a bodybuilder guy comes on TV or a movie or whatever, women always go "eww thats so disgusting". I've never once heard a women say she finds sticky-out veins, fat muscles, spray tan and the weird distended muscle-gut attractive. But apparently their is a large gay subculture that does find it attractive.

 

[kwerk]

Kwerk, would you care to explain how you know that a lot of pro bodybuilders do "private shows" for rich gays.
Is there something you're not telling us?

Discussed here at around 06:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hpflCabWjE

 

[kwerk]

There is obviously a reason why Kwerk rhymes with Berk!

Never gets old.

 

[kwerk]

OP has the IQ of a melon tree.

OP: Can you please tell me why there are STRAIGHT bodybuilders?

Why are there straight actors in gay pornos? (topic addressed in another Louis Theroux weird weekend episode actually). Money... "gay for pay".

True story one of my wife's college friends actually does that now, and he makes close to 800k a year . He posts pics of the checks on FB.

 

[kwerk]

I'm sorry. You don't have IQ of a melon tree. A melon tree far exceeds your level on intelligence. It can troll better too.

You do realise that you've pretty much just contradicted yourself there You've said that the actors in gay porn are STRAIGHT. They're not gay.

Not only that, but you never answered my question. If bodybuilding is gay, why are there straight bodybuilders?

Why are there some French people in England? What kind of stupid question is that?

Bodybuilding = culture/sport
Bodybuilder = individual person

 

[kwerk]

How is developing your body gay?

I will make a wild accusation that 90% of bodybuilding contest audience are men (I've never see one so I'm guessing). The reason they are developing their body is so that those men can look at them on stage wearing thongs and baby oil. You don't see a connection here?

 

[kwerk]

Body builders engage in bodybuilding. So if bodybuilding is gay, then surely the bodybuilder has to be gay. Your arguement is really weak. You still have not told me why some bodybuilders are straight.

Same reason figure skating is gay even though there are a few straight figure skaters.

 

[kwerk]

What do you think of people do power lifting kwerk?

Totally UNgay. How many power lifters do you see wearing hot pants and baby oil?

NOT gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1MgbRluFGQ

gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZO4fu1c4Q

 

[kwerk]

Tell me with a straight face this isn't gayer than two lads fighting over a sack of ****s.

There are posters in this thread who aspire to be that guy!

 

[kwerk]

they're not showing off their physique

EXACTLY

 

[kwerk]

So fitness models are lesbians because they show off their bodies.
Or glamour models who show off theirs, lesbo?
Nuts girls - lesbo's?

They are showing off their bodies to MEN though, heterosexually. How many women read Nuts?

Women do not find freak bodybuilders attractive, the same way men do not find anorexics attractive. It's a diseased, unnatural look.

 

[kwerk]

8 pages and nobody has satisfactorily explained why it isn't bent yet.

The closest I am understanding is it's something akin to a prize livestock show?