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So, the other day I was looking for a invoice in the house filing cabinet, when I see a section that labelled "Things to do and see". I thought, this could be interesting as it might contain new paper clippings etc of what my parents were planning on doing/going when me and my brothers were little: A bit of a flashback to my childhood.

So, I take the folder out to take a look!

OMG! I discover my Dads 1970's Adult magazine collection..

I now so want to wind my Dad up, by asking him "What things to do and see" etc etc, but I don't think he'll see the funny side! lol

Anyone else "find" something they probably shouldn't have?
 
I found a box of condoms in my parents room lol. I was more curious than surprised, my dads had a vasectomy so I really didn't see the point of having all the condoms
 
Whilst out walking my Frank staffy dog I found a handbag on the path, I knocked some doors but got no answer so I took it home. When searching through the bag for a house number etc I found a Plastic Male Appendage wrapped in cling film. :eek:
I found the address & went & put a note through there front door, Later on in the day the Mother turned up with her Daughter whose bag it was.
I stuck my hand out with the handbag & looked her straight in the eye when I told her I had to Look through it to find her addy. :D
 
mp3duck said:
OMG! I discover my Dads 1970's Adult magazine collection..

I now so want to wind my Dad up, by asking him "What things to do and see" etc etc, but I don't think he'll see the funny side! lol
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You'll have a YouTube hit if you record that one. Just wait until he's sat at the dinner table and serve them up on a tray.
 
Once back in the early 80s, found some raunch in my parents cupboards. Then sometime after, found the same rags in my older brothers cupboard. He'd drawn stuff all over the pictures, like leg irons and chains on the women with daft captions etc.....weirdo!

A few months back when i booted my lads pc up to do some updates, his skype account auto logged in and it showed a recent chat conversation with his mate, in which they were arguing. My lad was cussing and swearing all over the place and it made him look a right divvy. His mate never swore once and hands down won the argument with intelligence......
It burst my bubble as i'd never 'heard' my son swear, even though it was in the written word...it was still disappointing.
What was worse was that he was writing bull****, but he kept typing ball****. I ended up confronting him and explained the correct spelling and actual meaning of the word. He had no idea.......which made him look even dumber! :rolleyes:
 
When I was about 16 my and a few mates went into a friends attic and discovered his mums 'white rambo'... we still mock him to this day about it :)

Stelly
 
Stumbled across a purple womans sex toy on the floor on the short path between the office car park and the office. Obviously had fallen out of a handbag. There are only 2 women who work in the office. Assuming it didn't belong to a bloke.
 
I must have been about 10yrs old when I was in my parents room looking for something my mother asked me to get for her. I knew I was looking in the wrong place when I found a movie with the following title: "Confessions Of A..." and that's all I remember. Needless to say as time went on, I was curious about this movie and yeah I watched it :eek: they sure don't make them like that anymore :p
 
When I was a kid, my brother and I used to watch Robot Wars a lot, but unfortunately it clashed with judo lessons on Friday night so we had to tape it.

One Saturday morning I was looking for last nights VHS tape and couldn't find it.
Being desperate for my weekly robot on robot action I was looking in every cupboard and draw I could find. The search eventually lead me to my Dad's sock draw - success a VHS tape!

I placed it in the machine and saw naked ladies for the first time. My mum heard it from the kitchen came rushing in and embarrassingly ejected the tape. We never talked of it again.
 
I was once scouting around my parents room to find a lighter and stumbled upon some king sized Rizla, which puzzled me as my mum doesn't smoke and my dad smokes Mayfair.

I questioned mum and it turns out my dad likes a doobie every so often.
 
When I was old enough to be curious but not old enough to understand, I found my brothers porn mag collection. It was a few years later until I figured out why the pages were all stuck together :(
 
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