If you could make one currently legal thing illegal...

krooton · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:49

..what would it be?

I would have public spitting a heavily fine-able offense.

There is absolutely no need and it is bloody disgusting seeing hocked up phlegm everywhere and even worse witnessing someone do it.

How about you?

PGdude · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:50

Yeah that.

Also standing in front of Tube/Train doors when people want to exit.

Theophany · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:50

Asking strangers for cigarettes.

Seriously, **** off and buy your own.

krooton · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:51

PGdude said:
Yeah that.

Also standing in front of Tube/Train doors when people want to exit.

Good shout!

Burnsy2023 · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:51

Swearing in public.

moawan · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:51

I Would have to give another vote for the Spitting...

Jono8 · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:52

Fat chavvy women.

Ahleckz · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:53

Women who insist on carrying umbrellas at my eye level, and then stopping for no good reason in the street.

Plus, I wish that the police would enforce littering laws.

Andrew_McP · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:53

The internet.

Scarecrow · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:53

cigarettes. Cant stand them

Redz · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:53

Silent but deadly farts. Especially during examinations.

DirtyJester · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:53

Not eating egg whites...

Burnsy2023 · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:54

Ahleckz said:
Plus, I wish that the police would enforce littering laws.

I've given out £30 for littering before, but unless it's blatant it's difficult to find the time.

Theophany · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:54

Scarecrow said:
cigarettes. Cant stand them

Enjoy my second hand smoke!!

Cosimo · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:55

Redz said:
Silent but deadly farts. Especially during examinations.

Add farting any form of public transport.

Oh Ed not again. · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:55

Reality TV, including but not limited to:

X-Factor, I'm a Z-lister get me a contract, Big Brother, and Sky 1 dancing program, and so on.

The charge? Turning a nation's minds to mush, simplifying and dumbing down conversations across the land, and making people with more time than they know what to do with moan about it on the Internet.

Redz · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:57

moawan said:
I Would have to give another vote for the Spitting...

I thought it was a crime. had to google it, turns out the crime was abolished in 1990.

elmarko · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:57

Any of the below would please me.

1. Homeopathy.
2. Psychic readings.
3. Spiritual healing.

'Harry · 12 Dec 2012 at 13:58

Dog walkers who don't pick up their mess = death by napalm

Spitting is good though.