2 Shags is 2 inches!!!

Saying that he is in fact a boomerang made of jelly is just as believable as these sorts of stories.

Oh yeah, and this is definitely for GD.
 
neoboy said:
Yeah let's get a serious debate here on the way :D
Click to expand...

Nothing is serious about John Prescott. He's a fat useless muppet who holds a joke position in the government and does a pathetic job in doing it - anyone see how useless he was at PMQ's covering for Tony Blair? I remember once Mohammad Al-Fayad (Harrods Owner) saying he wouldn't even give him a job holding a door open because he'd probably **** it up.

FULLY star your swearing.

Otacon
 
Zefan said:
Saying that he is in fact a boomerang made of jelly is just as believable as these sorts of stories.
Click to expand...
Quite, you have to wonder what sort of woman she is to be having an affair with him and then the gory details come out.

Obviously some people have no shame.
 
magick said:
Nothing is serious about John Prescott. He's a fat useless muppet who holds a joke position in the government and does a pathetic job in doing it - anyone see how useless he was at PMQ's covering for Tony Blair? I remember once Mohammad Al-Fayad (Harrods Owner) saying he wouldn't even give him a job holding a door open because he'd probably **** it up.
Click to expand...

And yet he still gets laid more than your average geek. ;)
 
afraser2k said:
And yet he still gets laid more than your average geek. ;)
Click to expand...

You are right there, though I think his position in government might have something to do with that. Also I bet while his secretary was giving out she was able to run up a nice expenses account for her job without to many questions being asked. Still how do you feel about your tax money being used to pay inderectly for Prescotts flings? BTW you have to admit that secretary isn't to bad looking so good on him in that sense
 
Last edited:
tbh, I give this thread about another 5 mins before someone realised that if it turns out he's NOT got a 2 inch, the forums COULD be sued for defamination of charicter (or summit).
 
VeNT said:
tbh, I give this thread about another 5 mins before someone realised that if it turns out he's NOT got a 2 inch, the forums COULD be sued for defamination of charicter (or summit).
Click to expand...
Doubtful since it must have been moved from SC by a moderator.
 
Why is the size of his penis any of our business? If the media should stop playing games and concentrate on the things that matter.
 
Played to the fellow, he's much better looking than me, he can pull the birds, all they seem to do when they see me is run away.


*Tips hat to Prescott.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom