2 Shags is 2 inches!!!

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 16:00

gord said:
What i want to know is.. where did you get Spies' direct phone number from.. eh?.. EH?

ruddy German stalkers..

edit: what am i talking aboot Scandinavian..ignore

You eejit !!!!

Treefrog · 4 May 2006 at 16:01

gord said:
What i want to know is.. where did you get Spies' direct phone number from.. eh?.. EH?

ruddy German stalkers..

edit: what am i talking aboot Scandinavian..ignore

gord · 4 May 2006 at 16:03

Von Smallhausen said:
You eejit !!!!

I dont know what your talking about.. my post doesnt even say edited.. must have been a don... i blame dons!

Otacon · 4 May 2006 at 16:05

red11 · 4 May 2006 at 16:09

I'll never be able to look at a cocktail sausage in the same way now. Thanks for that image The Sun!!!!

Treefrog · 4 May 2006 at 16:10

gord said:
I dont know what your talking about.. my post doesn't even say edited.. must have been a don... i blame dons!

/looks at thread subscription and sniggers

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 16:19

Remember folks, when at a party.

When you eat a cocktail sausage, THINK JOHN PRESTCOTT !!!

sniffy · 4 May 2006 at 16:20

Nismo said:
I bet he still gets more action than some folk on here

Obviously. That is because he is an MP

A trained chimp that was an MP could get more sex than you.

Pebbles · 4 May 2006 at 16:22

Von Smallhausen said:
Remember folks, when at a party.

When you eat a cocktail sausage, THINK JOHN PRESTCOTT !!!

But we already think of y........never mind.

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 16:25

sniffy said:
Obviously. That is because he is an MP

A trained chimp that was an MP could get more sex than you.

Folks, I give you ....

A trained chimp.

VeNT · 4 May 2006 at 16:25

Von Smallhausen said:
Folks, I give you ....

A trained chimp.

the new bond?

malfunkshun · 4 May 2006 at 16:29

So, he is old, fat, oogly and has a tiny todger? but still he gets his leg over?
Cant fault the man for that, though doing it whilst married is poor form

I wonder how many young, slim, decent looking fellas with bigger equipment are just taking the mick because they are jealous that they arent getting any

sniffy · 4 May 2006 at 16:34

Von Smallhausen said:
Folks, I give you ....

A trained chimp.

He looks MEAN. Can he wield AK's etc?

Rich_L · 4 May 2006 at 16:34

Von Smallhausen said:
Folks, I give you ....

A trained chimp.

I see your trained chimp and raise you a trained deer.

http://www.mybaycity.com/scripts/Article_ViewB.cfm?ArticleID=405&NewspaperID=0

Bad taste I know

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 16:37

Pebbles said:
But we already think of y........never mind.

Like you'd know.

semi-pro waster · 4 May 2006 at 16:51

pyro said:
YES! Because people with big schlongs don't need to achieve anything in their lifes, look at me, all these years at uni and no degree! If I had a small one I would have to be good at whatever I do to compensate for the size, but because I am so huge I can just browse ocuk all day!

In light of pyro's "evidence" here I claim shenanigans on the story, John Prescott is definitely not good at his job and therefore clearly cannot be under-endowed.

LoadsaMoney · 4 May 2006 at 16:54

hehe can just imagine him whipping it out for the cameras, drops his strides, and the guy with the camera says "hang on got a speck of dust on me lens", and goes infront to wipe it off with a duster, and Prescott starts shouting "thats not a speck of dust you daft aper, thats it".

He should get them to look at it with the hubble, it'll be 4 inches then.

sniffy · 4 May 2006 at 17:01

LOL.

Why on earth did you imagine that? :eek:

Stellios · 4 May 2006 at 17:01

Now no-one wants him in bed, he will have more time to get on with his job

Arcade Fire · 4 May 2006 at 17:05

You never hear about creatures with a man's torso and a cow's lower body, do you? I wonder why...