2 Shags is 2 inches!!!

>:|sh4d0w|:< · 4 May 2006 at 23:39

Oh dea oh dear

Says it all really

Zip · 5 May 2006 at 00:12

Can someone give me a quick run downof the thread so i dont need to read it all.
I see its possibly off topic now so a rundown would be nice

Mike · 5 May 2006 at 00:30

Not the most impressive member of parliament then!

Amp34 · 5 May 2006 at 00:54

>:|sh4d0w|:< said:
Oh dea oh dear
Says it all really

What you dont realise is that that piece of wood was actually hewn from the trunk of a single pine tree and is actually 50ft long!

Von Smallhausen · 5 May 2006 at 00:58

Zip said:
Can someone give me a quick run downof the thread so i dont need to read it all.
I see its possibly off topic now so a rundown would be nice

In a nutshell, and according to The Sun paper, John Prestcott can shove it up an ants bum and not touch the sides.

* sorry, had lager *

Rich_L · 5 May 2006 at 00:59

Von Smallhausen said:
* sorry, had lager *

Obviously not enough if you know to apologise in advance

Arcade Fire · 5 May 2006 at 00:59

Von Smallhausen said:
In a nutshell, and according to The Sun paper, John Prestcott can shove it up an ants bum and not touch the sides.

* sorry, had lager *

John Prescott can shove it where the sun don't shine, but still receives the faintest of rays.

I am aware that this makes no sense. Sue me.

Von Smallhausen · 5 May 2006 at 01:05

Rich_L said:
Obviously not enough if you know to apologise in advance

Common courtesy Rich. Not all geordies are covered in coal dust and spit on the pavement.

Rich_L · 5 May 2006 at 01:06

Von Smallhausen said:
Common courtesy Rich. Not all geordies are covered in coal dust and spit on the pavement.

You learn something new every day!!

Von Smallhausen · 5 May 2006 at 01:13

Rich_L said:
You learn something new every day!!

* adopts cockney mode with banjo *

' When I'm cleanin' windaaaaas, chim chim cheruuuuu '

Stellios · 5 May 2006 at 01:14

Enoguh Geordiebashing, we are a civilised bunch of people, within reason

HEADRAT · 5 May 2006 at 02:13

I can honestly say nobody deserves this press more than Prescott, bwahahahahha, big useless tub of lard.

HEADRAT

sparemips · 5 May 2006 at 23:13

Now he's being paid to do nothing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4977566.stm

VeNT · 6 May 2006 at 14:21

sparemips said:
Now he's being paid to do nothing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4977566.stm

gah that makes me sick
how can we excuse politions from work for having an affer?

sparemips · 7 May 2006 at 12:10

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4981400.stm

If he can bonk his secretary in his office, he can sleep there as well.

Doesn't need two grace-and-favour homes.

Are they taxed via a P11d for these ?