Got ours tomorrow night. It's black tie instead of smart casual for once, which is good, as it stops all the men going straight from work and just taking their tie off. I'm thinking of wearing my kilt. It'll give people something to talk to me about - I'm boring as hell with people I don't know.
Not sure if I'll be drinking yet. Last year I got absolutely dam-bustered and danced like to mentalist. I'm reliably informed that I felt up most of the women in my dept and had to be restrained from feeling up those that I really shouldn't, like the directors. I ended up getting a taxi home at 3am, throwing up in the hall, then falling asleep in the bathroom. My wife was bemused, though not too cross at least. Thank God I wasn't in work again till after New Year. Incredibly, I'm still no speaking terms with the women at work.
Not sure if I'll be drinking yet. Last year I got absolutely dam-bustered and danced like to mentalist. I'm reliably informed that I felt up most of the women in my dept and had to be restrained from feeling up those that I really shouldn't, like the directors. I ended up getting a taxi home at 3am, throwing up in the hall, then falling asleep in the bathroom. My wife was bemused, though not too cross at least. Thank God I wasn't in work again till after New Year. Incredibly, I'm still no speaking terms with the women at work.

. DJ sucked though so we left and went to a bar...ended up talking to 2 girls who turned out to be 18 and working in pizza hut 



This is because he kept doing the "Go Compare" ad in the office because he looks similar to the guy in the ad 