I did laugh when he was basically stood still with the fullback about 3ft infront of him, and he blasted it at him on the floor, fell straight back to him and he did exactly the same thing again.
Even late in the half from a corner or freekick, the ball came to Valencia, he was just inside your half with the nearest Real player 25 yards away, he waited, and waited and ended up passing backwards when he had 5-6 options to pass forwards safely and easily. So many times he'd run a bit down the right wing... up till the fullback then do a Walcott, stop, turn around and pass backwards. Unwilling to even try to beat the fullback.
He had one season in which about 4 of his awful shots deflected in, scored 3 others(one 99% certainly a cross which he buried in the net). He was actually crap that season and every one since.