25 thing every man should know

-Colli$ion- · 30 Dec 2007 at 19:44

cleanbluesky said:
Tongue in cheek? If these were racist or anti-Muslim stereotypes I believe the majority would consider it a serious issue.

Why is okay to spread misinformation about gender, but not on race or religion?

CBS I usualy agree with all your posts, but this time I think your looking too far in to, its harmless.

PinkFloyd · 30 Dec 2007 at 19:45

Took me reading a few of them to twig that it wasn't serious

-Colli$ion- · 30 Dec 2007 at 19:46

same as lol

edit// CBS i agree with all your posts then

(all the ones i read anyway lol)

MHayes · 30 Dec 2007 at 20:07

sexism isn't the same as racism though is it because it is proven that men and women are differnt to an extent, where as calling a pakistani person smelly isn't really fact.

semi-pro waster · 30 Dec 2007 at 20:49

Am I the only person who noticed there is no #21? Is that to prove that no 'real' man should be able to count and I've just failed?

Andybtsn · 30 Dec 2007 at 20:55

ethos said:
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words No Swearing! you and grab the other girls ####. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

Hilarious!

Skeptic · 30 Dec 2007 at 20:58

MHayes said:
sexism isn't the same as racism though is it because it is proven that men and women are differnt to an extent, where as calling a pakistani person smelly isn't really fact.

HAHAHAHA. 5*

taz488 · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:02

lol

to people calling it sexist: get over yourself, its a joke

MHayes said:
sexism isn't the same as racism though is it because it is proven that men and women are differnt to an extent, where as calling a pakistani person smelly isn't really fact.

lol

KNiVES · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:17

cleanbluesky said:

The_TailGunner · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:19

deadkomodo said:
Gender Geographies

if that isnt to do with rocks that look like wangs or hills shaped like boobies, then that sounds awful.

The_TailGunner · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:23

you know, some 'racist' jokes can still be funny provided they are actually meant in jest and not in spite.

if people just got the hell over themselves and didn't take everything so seriously all. the. damn. time. then the world would be a better place.

the getting over yourself thing wasn't aimed at anyone in particular by the way, just everyone in general (other than me ofc. if i took things less seriously then i'd stop bothering to breathe cos its all a bit silly really)

Goksly · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:29

lol. oh dear.

In todays world the old "english man, irish man, indian man are in a pub" style jokes are classed by some people as racist. Its just stupid.

JodieO · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:31

Not that funny, I do find these sorts of things funny as well but this was a bit meh. Couldn't even get through them all

MHayes · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:39

JodieG said:
Not that funny, I do find these sorts of things funny as well but this was a bit meh. Couldn't even get through them all

I am sure there is a female version that men wouldn't find funny, being able to relate to it helps a lot, you women don't know the effort us men go through to keep you happy.

Vonhelmet · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:49

MHayes said:
I am sure there is a female version that men wouldn't find funny, being able to relate to it helps a lot, you women don't know the effort us men go through to keep you happy.

I'm inclined to say that anyone posting this sort of tripe in the intermaweb probably isn't making enough effort, but then I'm a hippy gay androgynous married-with-kids faggot so what the hell do I know.

The_TailGunner · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:52

vonhelmet said:
I'm inclined to say that anyone posting this sort of tripe in the intermaweb probably isn't making enough effort, but then I'm a hippy gay androgynous married-with-kids faggot so what the hell do I know.

OMG! thats such a hippy-gay-androgynous-married-with-kids-faggot-ist thing to say! you heartless monster!

JodieO · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:53

MHayes said:
I am sure there is a female version that men wouldn't find funny, being able to relate to it helps a lot, you women don't know the effort us men go through to keep you happy.

Erm they weren't funny imo and like I said I do find those things funny. Funny, violence doesn't do it for me, strange that. My husband doesn't have to do anything to keep me happy and certainly not the usual rubbish that's posted, just the way we are I suppose. I find honesty and speaking to each other rather than mind games helps but that's just me.

JodieO · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:54

vonhelmet said:
I'm inclined to say that anyone posting this sort of tripe in the intermaweb probably isn't making enough effort, but then I'm a hippy gay androgynous married-with-kids faggot so what the hell do I know.

Hehe

The_TailGunner · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:55

JodieG said:
I find honesty and speaking to each other rather than mind games helps but that's just me.

couldnt agree more.

though, mind games can be fun too, provided you avoid the weird psycho kind...

ethos · 30 Dec 2007 at 21:56

Just a bit of fun guys, no need to take it all so seriously

Like any of us are actually going to go out and beat our girlfriends/wifes from reading this "advice". (Unless of course she talks without being talked to first).

If you don't find them funny simply click back and let the people who enjoy this sort of humour have a laugh!!