Heres one that was in my inbox that i thought was funny.
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up
beside him and the window was wound down.
'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male
driver.
'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver
'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.
'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?' quizzed the driver, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
'No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!' answered the boy
'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the
driver offered.
'NO,' screamed the boy.
'What will it take to get you into the car?' asked the driver with a long
sigh.
The boy replied, 'Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with
it..........