A joke.

Phog · 8 Mar 2008 at 14:54

I giggled. But then I'm dosed on e numbers.

Tom2k8 · 8 Mar 2008 at 15:08

It's not bad.

MarcLister · 8 Mar 2008 at 15:36

OP's joke = meh

Duke said:
David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing **** all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen.

This one =

Paramount · 8 Mar 2008 at 16:14

Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? For being a pdf-file!

waheeey

J1234 · 8 Mar 2008 at 16:20

Paramount said:
Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? For being a pdf-file!

waheeey

Hahahahahahahaha.

gillywibble · 8 Mar 2008 at 16:47

slambo69 said:

I like that.

Nazca · 8 Mar 2008 at 16:50

Paramount said:
Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? For being a pdf-file!

waheeey

I have never LOLROFLMAOed in my entire life.

Conscript · 8 Mar 2008 at 18:33

slambo69 said:

Thread saved.

Peño · 8 Mar 2008 at 20:03

Duke said:
David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing **** all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen.

LOL!

Sorry Andelusion, back to the drawing board for you.

Jebblehmoo · 8 Mar 2008 at 20:05

*gag*

Nice one

rubin1961 · 8 Mar 2008 at 22:24

boooo

Slinky1989 · 8 Mar 2008 at 22:30

That got a chortle from me

Jebblehmoo · 8 Mar 2008 at 22:30

If this is too much I'll delete

There once was a Vampire called Mayble
Who's periods were slightly unstable
So at the full moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table

vincent1989 · 8 Mar 2008 at 22:33

Jebblehmoo said:
If this is too much I'll delete

There once was a Vampire called Mayble
Who's periods were slightly unstable
So at the full moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table

terrible, and far less funny than the OP, but you look hawt so 2 thumbs up

SpKM3 · 9 Mar 2008 at 15:59

In the words of the man who invented the sanitary towel.....

"It's time to press on!"

alexakasloth · 9 Mar 2008 at 17:12

lol I liked that OP

iSam · 9 Mar 2008 at 17:30

Made me chuckle.

GeForce · 9 Mar 2008 at 18:35

MikeHunt79 · 10 Mar 2008 at 03:44

slambo69 said:

kidkhaos · 10 Mar 2008 at 09:25

Heres one that was in my inbox that i thought was funny.

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up
beside him and the window was wound down.

'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male
driver.

'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver

'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.

'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?' quizzed the driver, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

'No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!' answered the boy

'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the
driver offered.

'NO,' screamed the boy.

'What will it take to get you into the car?' asked the driver with a long
sigh.

The boy replied, 'Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with
it..........