A nice chat

PaperBag: I mat
Mat: OcUK?
PaperBag: what of that site ?
Mat: do you know the secret handshake?
PaperBag: i know a secret handshake for another website
Mat: I see...
PaperBag: how very secrative
Mat: and covert
PaperBag: you can store secrative things in a paper bag
Mat: and under a mat
PaperBag: we're soulmates
Mat: you can hide a paperbag under a mat
PaperBag: and a mat in a paper bag!
Mat: destiny has brought us together!
PaperBag: we are one!
Mat: we were two
PaperBag: two becomes one
Mat: and divides by zero
PaperBag: not even mathmatical impossibilties will drive us apart
Mat: I will cut my one sammich in two to create two sammiches
PaperBag: is one of them for me ?
Mat: might be...
PaperBag: if not, you could store one of them in me for safe keeping
PaperBag: to eat later
Mat: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... trumpets
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What a strange place :/
 
Sceret handshake for another board, that HAS to be SA, ask him if he has stairs in his house :p
 
pingpong: hey
Anewbe4u: ho
pingpong: you want talk some **** up in here
Anewbe4u: I wanted you to say its Sooty and Co actually
pingpong: me no understand
Anewbe4u: oh
Anewbe4u: some guy, had a puppet on his hand
Anewbe4u: his name was sooty
pingpong: yeah i seen him
pingpong: sue
pingpong: and that dog
pingpong: ralph or something
pingpong: that dog was cheeky as **** if i remember
Anewbe4u: yeah
Anewbe4u: his name was sweep
pingpong: matthew corbet
Anewbe4u: or sweap
pingpong: he had aids
Anewbe4u: or something
pingpong: bad aids
Anewbe4u: and a black dog
Anewbe4u: called butch
pingpong: i dont think there was a dog called butch
Anewbe4u: there was
Anewbe4u: he was a bit part character
pingpong: unless this is some early 90s revisionst ****
Anewbe4u: nope!
Anewbe4u: original
Anewbe4u: ask my dad
pingpong: ok, get him on here
pingpong: whats his name
Anewbe4u: His name is dad
Anewbe4u: keep flicking through
Anewbe4u: you'll get to him
pingpong: ok will do
pingpong: anything else you wanna discsuss
Anewbe4u: nope
pingpong: you sure
Anewbe4u: yes
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I really like this
 
douche: ponyhate? nice name
ponyhate: **** some ponies, and i mean that figuratively douche
douche: why not full hate for horses?
ponyhate: cause it's about the little girls gushing for ponies
ponyhate: at my camp we train them to trample and bite the older girls
douche: lol - pleasant
ponyhate: and the younger ones learn pretty quickly when gushing over ponies=a pony getting a brutal beating
douche: well, i've learnt something new today already
ponyhate: but by the end of the camp they join in, and let me tell you little girls can beat the **** out of some ponies, given the right stick
ponyhate: it's miraculous
ponyhate: parents bring in these little brats that are all about the ponies
ponyhate: but leave near pony assasin
ponyhate: it's a rough, bloody job but it looks like you see the benefit
douche: ever fed a pony alcohol?
ponyhate: oh yes, how do you think we get them to bit?
ponyhate: bite?
douche: haha
ponyhate: some PCP too when Kicking Chicken comes down from the reservation
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weeeeerrrrr.....
 
oh god! i ran into malc30 on there

im waiting for him to post the convo to show of my complete stupidity and bad typing :D
 
Confess: So... uh... you like.... stuff?
Wizzkidy: erm
Wizzkidy: yea i suppose i do
Confess: cool.
Wizzkidy: like loads of things
Wizzkidy: u?
Confess: yeah.
Confess: Awkwaaaaaard
 
Mat said:
PaperBag: I mat
Mat: OcUK?
PaperBag: what of that site ?
Mat: do you know the secret handshake?
PaperBag: i know a secret handshake for another website
Mat: I see...
PaperBag: how very secrative
Mat: and covert
PaperBag: you can store secrative things in a paper bag
Mat: and under a mat
PaperBag: we're soulmates
Mat: you can hide a paperbag under a mat
PaperBag: and a mat in a paper bag!
Mat: destiny has brought us together!
PaperBag: we are one!
Mat: we were two
PaperBag: two becomes one
Mat: and divides by zero
PaperBag: not even mathmatical impossibilties will drive us apart
Mat: I will cut my one sammich in two to create two sammiches
PaperBag: is one of them for me ?
Mat: might be...
PaperBag: if not, you could store one of them in me for safe keeping
PaperBag: to eat later
Mat: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... trumpets

What a strange place :/
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That is freakin' hilarious. I made the mistake of taking a swig of water as I read the "HAHAHAHAHHA....trumpets" line and it is now all over my keyboard.

Helium_Junkie said:
Confess: So... uh... you like.... stuff?
Wizzkidy: erm
Wizzkidy: yea i suppose i do
Confess: cool.
Wizzkidy: like loads of things
Wizzkidy: u?
Confess: yeah.
Confess: Awkwaaaaaard
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Equally LOL worthy :D
 
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