A nice chat

OcUK: You may ask 3 questions
David91: what is the meaning of life?
OcUK: 42
David91: will this be published on that thread in GD, OCUK?
OcUK: Only if you post it there.
David91: can i haz a shout out to da peeps, spie, gilly, shauncr91 and Killaken plz?
OcUK: Holla my Presidents!
David91: Brilliant!
OcUK: Thanks for calling.
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CocoPops said:
malc30: sup
Mr C: OcUK ***
malc30: oh yea
malc30: lol
Mr C: haha!!
Mr C: and we have a winner!
malc30: we are owning this site
Mr C: hehe
malc30: pics?
Mr C: not for you laddy :p
Mr C: I've seen your type before
Mr C: all kiss and tell
malc30: ah well. onto the next dude
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I have a Dopple ganger :p
 
Ben M: a/s/l?
LULZ: 15/f/leicester
Ben M: wanna cyber?
LULZ: I just broke up with bengaboy so be gentle
LULZ: He got all nasty when I wouldn't touch him after we went to pizza hut
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AbtAgrl: Whats
Secret: hi to you
AbtAgrl: Your
AbtAgrl: Favorite
Secret: asl?
AbtAgrl: Nirvana's
AbtAgrl: Song
AbtAgrl: Mr. Secret
Secret: wanna cyber?
AbtAgrl: ?
AbtAgrl: No
Secret: go on
Secret: please?
AbtAgrl: ok
Secret: \o/
AbtAgrl: ill try
AbtAgrl: how do i begin
Secret: I touch your knee
AbtAgrl: oh ok
AbtAgrl: you touch me knee
AbtAgrl: btw, you female or male?
Secret: no, I touch your knee
Secret: come on!
Secret: cyber me!
AbtAgrl: ok
Secret: I TOUCH YOUR KNEE
AbtAgrl: i grab your ****
Secret: LMAO (I was literally crying with laughter at this point)
AbtAgrl: ...
Secret: ROFL
Secret: that was funny
AbtAgrl: ye
AbtAgrl: low skill
Secret: lol
Secret: ocuk?
AbtAgrl: huh?
Secret: OcUK?
AbtAgrl: no wai, no meaning
Secret: No to the uninitiated ;)
 
peteruk: big up
MAN-G: small down
peteruk: westside massive
MAN-G: eastside nano
peteruk: eastcoast doggers
MAN-G: westcoast catters
peteruk: never eat shredded wheat
MAN-G: oh, that's just terrible
MAN-G: i can't believe you did that
peteruk: so was the milkshake i just had
peteruk: i did wot?
peteruk: i didnt do nothing
peteruk: im innocent
MAN-G: you know what you did, don't deny it
peteruk: until
peteruk: proven
MAN-G: you.... you...
MAN-G: touched me ):
peteruk: with my magic stick
MAN-G: o:
peteruk: fiddy spent wud blow a cap in yo as
MAN-G: i'd knock him out, with my wang
peteruk: is that before or after he gets u too pump his tyres up on his escolaaard
MAN-G: what if he tries to 'pump' me?!
peteruk: he wouldnt ..hes officaly a tranny hunter
MAN-G: and i'm a tranny. oh no
peteruk: no way? pre op , post op ..or just a knicker bocker glory?
MAN-G: post op, i love it
peteruk: nice , did it cost much?
MAN-G: but did i start out as a man or a woman? nobody knows, not even myself
MAN-G: cost about £9 and a packet of tic tacs
MAN-G: blooyd worth it, i think
peteruk: can u shake ur tic tacs now ?
MAN-G: nope, i can them away as part of the deal for my op, remember!
MAN-G: gave*
MAN-G: i do a lot of other things though (;
peteruk: do u fight midgets?
peteruk: at all?
peteruk: i am a midget fight organsiser you see
MAN-G: holy crap, i have done once! the little cretin kicked me in the shin!
peteruk: i set up fights for the small people
peteruk: he must hav been a amatuer
peteruk: as the midgets i sponsor usally bite
MAN-G: that's a bit rough, is it not?
peteruk: no , midgets are a diffrant spceies
peteruk: they are NOT human
MAN-G: are they dancer?
MAN-G: DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? **** YEAH!
MAN-G: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT
MAN-G: sorry
peteruk: not ..as you may well be aware ..99% of them are in breds from ugly people...that 1% are special as they have bigger willys that most grown men
peteruk: I SEEN IT
peteruk: I DID NOT LIKE
peteruk: google ...bridget the midget
MAN-G: i have a big willy
peteruk: no you dont
MAN-G: how do you know?
peteruk: 50 pence has a big wong
peteruk: ask me how i know....go on ASK ME!
MAN-G: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
peteruk: cos i was driving down the freeway ...101 , in my VDUB R32 , W/BODY , 10" allloys ..ect and 50 cent pulled up in his lambo at the lights..he was only wearing sussies ..and his wang was hanging out ...he said he just been dogging!
peteruk: hes hung like a mule
MAN-G: oh my
peteruk: OMG
MAN-G: well... welll, i'm hung like a bluewhale
peteruk: i said the same....until the grey hound jump from the back seat
peteruk: are u from wales
MAN-G: i am not, sorry
peteruk: damn!
MAN-G: are you from norfolk?
peteruk: i wanted sheep
peteruk: for te
peteruk: a
peteruk: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
MAN-G: I CAN, I CAN!
peteruk: NO YOU CAN
peteruk: see wot i did there
peteruk: did u
peteruk: see?
MAN-G: no, for i am blind
peteruk: see it wot i dont
peteruk: no ur not ..if u was blind then your dog wouldnt be licking fudge cake of the neigbours cats tail
peteruk: u know wot im saying DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGG
MAN-G: DAYUMMMMMMMM
MAN-G: i'm watching you
peteruk: good...i have 3 web cams setup ....one in the bathroom
peteruk: hav u got my back hommie
peteruk: before we go and pop a cap in his ass
MAN-G: i have, man. watchin u all da time
peteruk: man up g
MAN-G: g up man
peteruk: im g'''''ddd up man , gonna go hola at ma bitches
MAN-G: they are my bitches, not yours
peteruk: need to bust a nut on her
peteruk: i do ur bitches after u done them doggggg , im into da shizzzsle
MAN-G: Oh my, that is terrible.
peteruk: wot is dawg
peteruk: we blood maaan
MAN-G: Stop this tomfoolery forthwith!
peteruk: brb my mom is shouting
MAN-G: but... she's with me
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Yep, very random. :p
 
I like being jebus. :p

Jebus: You may have 3 questions and then I must leave
huh!?: 3 questions?
Jebus: Yes
Jebus: 2 remaining
huh!?: what?
huh!?: >_
Jebus: I said 2 remaining
Jebus: now 1
huh!?: are u kidding?
Jebus: no.
huh!?: no
huh!?: gtfo
Jebus: goodbye
huh!?: !
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DILLIGAF: Sam
Sam83UK: Mat?
Sam83UK: Is this Mat?
DILLIGAF: Is this sam?
Sam83UK: Hello?
Sam83UK: Mat?
DILLIGAF: hi
DILLIGAF: sam?
Sam83UK: No, this is Mat.
Sam83UK: are you Mat too?
DILLIGAF: why ask if im mat then?
DILLIGAF: AWKwaRD
DILLIGAF: Yeah i am
Sam83UK: I'm wondering if you are also Mat.
DILLIGAF: I art mat with double t tho
DILLIGAF: Matt
Sam83UK: Gah
DILLIGAF: Im not something someone would wipe there muddy shoes on
Sam83UK: Single T rules!
 
Cave_man said:
DILLIGAF: Sam
Sam83UK: Mat?
Sam83UK: Is this Mat?
DILLIGAF: Is this sam?
Sam83UK: Hello?
Sam83UK: Mat?
DILLIGAF: hi
DILLIGAF: sam?
Sam83UK: No, this is Mat.
Sam83UK: are you Mat too?
DILLIGAF: why ask if im mat then?
DILLIGAF: AWKwaRD
DILLIGAF: Yeah i am
Sam83UK: I'm wondering if you are also Mat.
DILLIGAF: I art mat with double t tho
DILLIGAF: Matt
Sam83UK: Gah
DILLIGAF: Im not something someone would wipe there muddy shoes on
Sam83UK: Single T rules!
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Yes, yes he does :cool:
 
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