A nice chat

Biffa: hey dana!
dana: hello!
Biffa: whats happenin there?
dana: ehh, nothing
dana: and you?
Biffa: oh its great here
Biffa: I got everything except cheesy wotsits
Biffa: I do miss them
Biffa: :(
dana: :( understandbly
Biffa: I find them more.. satisfying than the usual stuff
dana: so true
Biffa: and thats not saying a lot
dana: aha
Biffa: so I wish I could paint my eyes
dana: that would be cool
Biffa: what colour would yours be?
dana: i'd have to go wth silver
Biffa: awesome
dana: what about you?
Biffa: I'd go with burnished copper with black flecks
dana: that would be awesome
Biffa: I reckon it would allow me to see into peoples souls
Biffa: or their pockets
dana: hmm I can't say I've thought of that before
Biffa: either would be good
dana: but i reckon it would
dana: yes, that would be very good
Biffa: wow its been great talking to you, thank you so much
dana: thank you.
dana: and goodbye i guess?
Biffa: I have to go worm the donkey now, cheerio!
 
Golfball: Me toooo!
IAMOCUK: no, I AM OCUK!
Golfball: NO!
Golfball: I AM!
IAMOCUK: man, you are just GOLF & BALLS
IAMOCUK: BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!
Golfball: You are just IAMO and CUK!
Golfball: CUUUUUUK!
IAMOCUK: what's a CUK?
Golfball: Your mums a CUK
IAMOCUK: and yours is a IAMO!
Golfball: Well your dads an GOLF!
IAMOCUK: you know what that stands for huh? huh? Make my day punk!
Golfball: Thats right.... AN golf!
Golfball: that doesnt stand for anything... its a WORD moron!
IAMOCUK: well.....well........actually......it's now.
IAMOCUK: the future!
Golfball: And the past!
Golfball: At the same time!
IAMOCUK: no, just the future.
Golfball: No...
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no.
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK:
yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK: yes
Golfball: no
IAMOCUK: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
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IAMOCUK: 321 CHAT!
Golfball: nomnomnomnomnomnom
Golfball: Go away you IAMO-CUK-FACE!
IAMOCUK: wait, i like that link above - Teen Chat!
Golfball: Mine doesnt have that link.
IAMOCUK: A/S/L LOL
Golfball: Mine has Chat to Grils.
Golfball: I love talking to my Grill.
IAMOCUK: ooooh, i have CTG too
IAMOCUK: is it a George Forman?
Golfball: Yup... Om nom nom.
Golfball: How about yours?
Golfball: Mine is 6 inches.
IAMOCUK: LEAN MEAN.......non stick...........JUST GRILL!
IAMOCUK: i think it's time to end this convo.........too much details dude
Golfball: TERMINATE!
Golfball: EXTERMINATE!
 
Hovis: I'll need proof with bread to beleive that
Boblol: I only have kingsmill
Hovis: facepalm
Boblol: and its brownbread.
Hovis: eurgh!
Boblol: with the crusts cut off.
Hovis: O M G !
Hovis: Gayer
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I think Hovis is getting cocky.

Hovis: someone has clues, oh noes
Boblol: lol
Hovis: Tefal will find me
Boblol: will he touch you
Hovis: Actually with the clues I think he has Fox would be a better bet
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happy: BROWN BREAD
hovis: zomg iz are happy
happy: :)
hovis: i'm dead
happy: why?
happy: why breaded you?
hovis: because i am brown bread imo
hovis: i'm penski spread the word!


Apparantly, it's a lie tbh.
 
iamdjdz said:
happy: BROWN BREAD
hovis: zomg iz are happy
happy: :)
hovis: i'm dead
happy: why?
happy: why breaded you?
hovis: because i am brown bread imo
hovis: i'm penski spread the word!


Apparantly, it's a lie tbh.
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There's more than one, the 1st guy used a capital H. :confused:

What clues touch?
 
I can confirm for sure there are at last two, probably three people using Hovis/hovis. I say that because I was "Hovis" for about 10 minutes around 8pm. I was not the Hovis/hovis quoted in either of the preceding excerpts, however. Somebody nicked my nick! Can't remember who I spoke to under that handle though, as I changed it quite a lot :p
 
i just had a very long convo but had to leave before the person nicked my ideas of a record label with a amazing new type of band :)
 
Golfball: 'sup
yiff: sup
Golfball: OcUK?
yiff: no for **** sake
Golfball: Been asked that much?
yiff: why is a hardware forum on this place
Golfball: BECUASE WE ROOL!
yiff: as far as i knew you guys jus sold pc stuff
Golfball: Yeah pretty much
yiff: THIS PLACE ISNT FOR YOU!
Golfball: But we have fun too! :P
yiff: i bet
yiff: the intense nerdism over there is crazy
Golfball: yeahhh.... Anyway... why isnt this place for us?
yiff: floowing a discussion of CAS latency blew my mind
yiff: i dont even get it :(
yiff: what the hell is a coloum address strobe
yiff: !
Golfball: Wanna see my 512bit wide memory bandwidth?
yiff: **** yea
Golfball: Oh darling!
yiff: :3
yiff: is DDR5 1024bit?
Golfball: Check out my RAM chips!
yiff: or whatver is in my HD4800
Golfball: No... it can be whatever you want it to be honey!
yiff: OMG
yiff: this is so erotic
yiff: i just came
yiff: im spent
Golfball: My hard-drive spins at 7200 SHAGS per minuite!
yiff: i have a WD raptor so mine shaggs faster
Golfball: Well... 7200.11
yiff: its a real beast
yiff: you are very precise
Golfball: Mine are in a 6-way RAID 0 array!
yiff: the only raid ive been in was in wow
yiff: back in 04
yiff: god knows what a 6 way means
 
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