A scottish joke for a sunday

KaHn · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:13

A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer when all of a sudden a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire.
The Scotsman was shaken. "Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!"
"That was a moose," the Canadian replied.
"What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I'd hate to see yer rats!"

KaHn

Jokester · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:14

Jokester

KaHn · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:15

Jokester said:
Jokester

good no need for a taxi then

KaHn

Jimmeh · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:15

You've just depicated my sense of humour in that one joke

(i.e. limited

)

KaHn · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:15

I actually wondering how many people are puttin on a strange scottish accent while readin this

KaHn

Freefaller · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:25

KaHn said:
I actually wondering how many people are puttin on a strange scottish accent while readin this

KaHn

Not me... Honest.

Enfield · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:25

I don't get it. :confused:

Mic · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:27

Enfield said:
I don't get it.

Scot bloke thought the canadian guy said it was a MOUSE, so he is saying their rats must be huge.

Enfield · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:28

How the hell does moose sound like mouse?!?!

Zip · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:30

Enfield said:
I don't get it.

No offence but do you get any jokes :confused:

Jimmeh · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:30

Enfield said:
How the hell does moose sound like mouse?!?!

'There's a moose, loose, in the hoose'

etc etc

Enfield · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:30

Zip said:
No offence but do you get any jokes

Lol, I know, I don't get most of these ones in GD because they're either geeky or just very lame.

EDIT: I can understand if it was the Scots man that said it was a moose because it would sound like mouse, but a Canadian saying moose does not sound like mouse.

Serj · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:30

Enfield said:
How the hell does moose sound like mouse?!?!

It's always you that posts 'i dont get it' in joke threads.....

Duke · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:31

hahah nice

Enfield · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:33

There are three tampons walking down the street. Which one do you say hello to?

None. They are all stuck up *****.

Jokester · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:33

Enfield said:
EDIT: I can understand if it was the Scots man that said it was a moose because it would sound like mouse, but a Canadian saying moose does not sound like mouse.

The whole point is, to the Canadian a moose is a big deer, to a Scot it's a mouse.

Jokester

aceface57 · 9 Apr 2006 at 12:34

meh, i prefered the moose joke

Big Spender · 9 Apr 2006 at 13:12

Enfield said:
There are three tampons walking down the street. Which one do you say hello to?

None. They are all stuck up *****.

i dont get it

valerian · 9 Apr 2006 at 13:15

KaHn said:
KaHn

who invented copper wire

2 scotsmen arguing over a penny

encephalopathy · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:14

Two Scots fall down a crevasse while in the mountains. The mountain watch is alerted, and the rescue team appears. "Hello, we’re from the Red Cross," one rescuer says. The reply comes from below, "You’re getting no donations from us."