A scottish joke for a sunday

pyro · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:17

Wait to see the rats here in Bradford

PardonTheWait · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:26

Enfield said:
I don't get it.

I worry about you sometimes dude!

pyro · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:28

Enfield said:
I don't get it.

(This guy is joking right?)

Aliboy · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:29

Why is a fifty pence piece shaped like it is?

So that you can get it out of a Scotmans hand with a spanner

KizZ · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:34

lol

benjo plz. · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:36

Usher · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:53

A scottsman was asked if anything was worn under the kilt

Aah no , he replied - its all in good worrrking orrder

A scotsmans kilt was blown up in the wind,

Ee jock its gruesome said a passng lady

Weel put yere hand up & it'll gruesome more

Blackstar · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:54

I never seem find Scottish jokes funny.

pyro · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:57

^^ What I find funny is that you guys make jokes against eachother, it's like a country who's parts make fun of eachother!

Usher said:
A scottsman was asked if anything was worn under the kilt

Aah no , he replied - its all in good worrrking orrder

A scotsmans kilt was blown up in the wind,

Ee jock its gruesome said a passng lady

Weel put yere hand up & it'll gruesome more

HA!

Brynn · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:59

love the moose joke

Blackstar · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:00

pyro said:
^^ What I find funny is that you guys make jokes against eachother, it's like a country who's parts make fun of eachother!

Lol thats exactly what it is

I'm not anti-Scottish jokes but i just did't really find them that funny. Someone find a good Scottish joke which doesn't involve accents.
Oh i liked the kilt ones

Usher · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:03

Double glazing is doing great business in Scotland in hope that the children cannot hear the icecream van when it comes round.

- How did the Grand Canyon come about?
A Scotman lost a sixpence.

Blackstar · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:05

Usher said:
Double glazing is doing great business in Scotland in hope that the children cannot hear the icecream van when it comes round.

I can still hear it and we have double glazing

Jofujofu · 9 Apr 2006 at 17:21

Haha! Nice one!

Royality · 9 Apr 2006 at 18:50

I just got a massive 99 off my local ice cream van... YUM!

And the jokes are poor as usual.

KaHn · 9 Apr 2006 at 19:10

Royality said:
I just got a massive 99 off my local ice cream van... YUM!

And the jokes are poor as usual.

pfft

mine > *

KaHn

Morlan · 9 Apr 2006 at 20:10

Complete rubbish TBH

penski · 9 Apr 2006 at 20:22

Serj said:
It's always you that posts 'i dont get it' in joke threads.....

I've noticed that... :/

I find all these Scottish jokes quite offensive

My poor dead grandfather was Scottish...

...He died after being hit on the back of the head by a 50p coin he dropped.

*n

Morlan · 9 Apr 2006 at 20:26

penski said:
...He died after being hit on the back of the head by a 50p coin he dropped.

*n

Dunks · 9 Apr 2006 at 20:51

Morlan said:

Bent over to pick it up that fast, the coin hit him, I think