A scottish joke for a sunday

Personally I don't find the jokes that funny. However, I do find it funny that the Greek guy 'got' the jokes but the guy from Basingstoke did not! :p
 
For Blackstar...

Why do all Scottish men have long, thin penises?

Because they're tight-fisted [rhymes with bankers].


Hmm, having to be family friendly kinda spoiled that one... :D
 
Morlan said:
Still makes no sense to me :o


Drops coin

bends down to pick it up so fast the coin hasnt landed

coin hits head

Having to explain jokes to people makes them crap, if you don't understand it stop embarrasing yourself :p
 
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