A test of wit, should you choose to accept it!

[datalol-jack]

Tshh, you lot are all awful, have some more classics:

Heisenberg was pulled over by a cop whilst driving,
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," Replied Heisenberg "but I know exactly where i am"


A photon checked into a hotel, and the receptionist asked if it had any luggage.
"No, I'm travelling light"

Aha, I'm not alone in this world!

*Puts a cup down* To me this is a doughnut.

 

[datalol-jack]

Damned topologists, always drinking their doughnuts and eating their tea. Our bin is full of broken china and our sink is clogged with crumbs.


Hear about the guy who was cooled to absolute zero? Hes 0K now


A engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train travelling through Scotland, they look out the window and see a black cow in an open field.
"Look! All cows in Scotland must be black" Exclaimed the engineer.
"Nay, we only know that there is at least one black cow in Scotland" said the physicist
"All we know is that there is at least one cow in Scotland of which at least one side in black" said the mathematician.


16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

Excellent, they are multiplying.

A rational farmer turns to his wife and says: "Darling, I can't take you any more. At the root, you're just too negative!"

A pure mathematician and a statistician are chasing the same love interest. The woman gives up on the whole charade, and sets a challenge: whoever reaches her first from 20 paces away can ask her out.

The mathematician goes first. Thinks for an hour, and exclaims: 'This is unfair -- I'll never close an infinite distance in a finite number of steps.'

Storms off.

The statistician doesn't think. Runs up to the girl, and says: 'Good enough!' *troll face*

 

[datalol-jack]

I got 9.

1 & 8 escaped me and I can't be bothered to think them through

I think the poster above you had anticipated your response, newts.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and ye shall receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

Don't we all!

 

[datalol-jack]

The 'jokes' were all obvious. I liked two of them. None of them made me laugh.

I didn't get the intent of the 'intentionally wrong' answers. Was that an example of what to do?

Answering the first one at all was the incorrect answer...

Yeah, the original plan was to get GD to mutate the originals to hell and back. Alas, the intention misfired. So, you could say this is a 'This Joke and Moment' thread now.

Fire away!

I met Pi.
"Be rational!"
"Get real!"

 

[datalol-jack]

The good men are already married... so that leaves the bad boys for me!

A joke is like a frog... When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.

A good audience is like a frog... being steadily boiled alive.