I got 9.
1 & 8 escaped me and I can't be bothered to think them through![]()
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and ye shall receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
The 'jokes' were all obvious. I liked two of them. None of them made me laugh.
I didn't get the intent of the 'intentionally wrong' answers. Was that an example of what to do?
Answering the first one at all was the incorrect answer...
A joke is like a frog... When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.