A thing you do that's basically genius but turbo-madness to others?

[mrk]

I'll go first, I shower squat!
Nothing beats multi-tasking right, so why not bust out 50 squats with proper form each shower and then shower at the same time? It's a win-win. A workout and cleanse all in one.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I endorse this shower or film or documentary :thumbs, you're doing great hun:

 

[mrk]

Abort mission, abort mission.

 

[413x]

I endorse this shower or film or documentary :thumbs, you're doing great hun:

Plug hole cam footage or gtfo

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Perhaps a question? What is:

A thing you do that's basically genius but turbo-madness to others?​

"Nice office you've got here! I've got a 32-inch plasma in mine...get a document up on that bad boy, and you are seriously looking at that document".

e: in hindsight: wounded pidgeon. See you next time, eh?!

 

[TrojanWhore]

I'll go first, I shower squat!
Nothing beats multi-tasking right, so why not bust out 50 squats with proper form each shower and then shower at the same time? It's a win-win. A workout and cleanse all in one.

Just bodyweight or do you take a barbell in to the bathroom with you?

I think my concern would be slipping and buggering my back up or something!

 

[Ahleckz]

Just bodyweight or do you take a barbell in to the bathroom with you?

I think my concern would be slipping and buggering my back up or something!

Let’s be honest, @mrk was trying to give himself a Boris Johnson, slipped, and got caught in quite a compromising position and this is his cover.
“Uhh, it’s not what it looks like! I do squats in the shower… slipped over, the Matey went up my bum and my Johnson slipped into my gob. Look, I even post online about my squatting!”

Also, do you have an OF? Asking for a friend.

 

[CrispyOtter]

Maybe you can do some bicep curls with the missus' giant bottles of tresemme too?

 

[Dis86]

I feel like this thread might explain why people show up in a and e with random things stuck up their backside. Either that or it's preemptive coverage from mrk as to why he's turning up at a and e with a bottle of head and shoulders in his colon.

 

[mrk]

I think people need to calm the hell down! What is the fascination with finding things up colons here lately

Let’s be honest, @mrk was trying to give himself a Boris Johnson, slipped, and got caught in quite a compromising position and this is his cover.
“Uhh, it’s not what it looks like! I do squats in the shower… slipped over, the Matey went up my bum and my Johnson slipped into my gob. Look, I even post online about my squatting!”

Also, do you have an OF? Asking for a friend.

Well unless you try it, then you'll never know. Just don't be stanky legged or something and slip. That would be uncool.

Maybe you can do some bicep curls with the missus' giant bottles of tresemme too?

How do you know about the big "salon sized" bottles of tresseme?!

Just bodyweight or do you take a barbell in to the bathroom with you?

I think my concern would be slipping and buggering my back up or something!

Nads are weighty enough as it is to be fair. Although I have ordered something arriving tomorrow that /might/ offer additional assistance. Stay tuned....

 

[CrispyOtter]

How do you know about the big "salon sized" bottles of tresseme?!

Spoke to your proctologist

 

[Worthy]

Maybe you can do some bicep curls with the missus' giant bottles of tresemme too?

They're for men too! *shifty eyes*

 

[McBain]

I code, therefore I am.

 

[Diddums]

I'll go first, I shower squat!
Nothing beats multi-tasking right, so why not bust out 50 squats with proper form each shower and then shower at the same time? It's a win-win. A workout and cleanse all in one.

You can also wear your bras in the shower to save energy and water.

 

[mrk]

Spoke to your proctologist

@Em3bbs never mentioned speaking to you...

 

[peterwalkley]

OP mentions bending over in the shower and then wonders why thread didn't go as expected

 

[Gary*]

So I like butter and jam on my toast. I don't like butter in the jam and vice versa and am I **** cleaning two knives. I use one end of the knife for the butter and use the handle end for the jam. My missus despises it.

 

[mrk]

OP mentions bending over in the shower and then wonders why thread didn't go as expected

Squat! Not bend! If you are bending right over when doing squats then you might be at the wrong kind of party

So I like butter and jam on my toast. I don't like butter in the jam and vice versa and am I **** cleaning two knives. I use one end of the knife for the butter and use the handle end for the jam. My missus despises it.

Although I like jam and butter on my toast (this actually came up the other day lol) - Butter first whilst toasting so it melts into the very core of the bread. then lash on some jam. Then dunk the combo into a mug of tea. Absolutely delicious flavour bomb in your mouth.

 

[Dis86]

Jesus christ. If the shower bottle insertion shenanigans didn't confirm your status as a wrongun, tea toast does!

 

[darael]

Although I like jam and butter on my toast (this actually came up the other day lol) - Butter first whilst toasting so it melts into the very core of the bread. then lash on some jam. Then dunk the combo into a mug of tea. Absolutely delicious flavour bomb in your mouth.

GTFO