A thing you do that's basically genius but turbo-madness to others?

[james.miller]

I like jam and butter on my toast (this actually came up the other day lol) - Butter first whilst toasting so it melts into the very core of the bread. then lash on some jam. Then dunk the combo into a mug of tea. Absolutely delicious flavour bomb in your mouth.

You monster.

 

[mrk]

As my nan always said, you gotta be brave and try new things.

 

[uber soldat]

I've found footage of OP:

 

[shifty_uk]

So I like butter and jam on my toast. I don't like butter in the jam and vice versa and am I **** cleaning two knives. I use one end of the knife for the butter and use the handle end for the jam. My missus despises it.

This is the first thing that came to mind when I read the OP.

I butter my toast with a fork to save using and washing a knife. I only need a fork when im eating my eggs and toast.

 

[Diddums]

I tend to post crap threads on the internet. In my head they're always awesome but I always look a bit dumb

 

[mrk]

It's fine though if you actually are dumb

 

[^JP^]

So I like butter and jam on my toast. I don't like butter in the jam and vice versa and am I **** cleaning two knives. I use one end of the knife for the butter and use the handle end for the jam. My missus despises it.

Handle end to scoop from the jar then spread it with the blade end? Or spread with handle end?
I use a teaspoon in the jar but get through a good amount of butter so any cross contamination is usually gone before it can grow into anything!

 

[Dis86]

I tend to post crap threads on the internet. In my head they're always awesome but I always look a bit dumb

Don't worry, we all know you're awesome


Written with a straight face. Honest.

 

[DXP55]

I'll go first, I shower squat!
Nothing beats multi-tasking right, so why not bust out 50 squats with proper form each shower and then shower at the same time? It's a win-win. A workout and cleanse all in one.

Ahhh - wrong squats - My first thoughts were NO NO.

 

[Junglist]

Just bodyweight or do you take a barbell in to the bathroom with you?

I think my concern would be slipping and buggering my back up or something!

One of my biggest irrational fears is slipping and dying in the shower and being found as a wrinkly corpse.

I brush my teeth in the shower. Some people find that weird.

 

[Dis86]

One of my biggest irrational fears is slipping and dying in the shower and being found as a wrinkly corpse.

I brush my teeth in the shower. Some people find that weird.

Nobody wants to be found looking like yodas nutsack.

 

[Malevolence]

Spoke to your proctologist

 

[Drollic]

Bolognese with baked beans added.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Bolognese with baked beans added

Mods. MODS!

 

[413x]

I enjoy mags' insightful, intelligent and downright interesting musings.

 

[mrk]

Is it genius though??

 

[Naff8000]

Bolognese with baked beans added.

That's not a bad idea with cheese

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Is it genius though??

It is not.

 

[Irish_Tom]

Is it genius though??

There’s a fine line between madness and genius, and Mags is so far away from that line, it’s barely visible.

I’ll let you decide which side of the line he’s on.

 

[Em3bbs]

@Em3bbs never mentioned speaking to you...

Reported and blocked.