A town or city with no kids

tenofspades

tenofspades

tenofspades

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Would that be a terrible place?

There'd be no schools there, no school runs so less traffic on the road. No screaming kids in supermarkets
No happy meals. No youth crime. (It'll just be gammons with baseball bats)
 
Like the place in chitty chitty bang bang maybe, could have a child catcher with a long hooter, sure I've seen him in Bodmin
 
Probably just a different kind of hell. Endless queues in the post office. Traffic jams caused by Doris in the ancient Micra fiddling with her hearing aid at the lights. Takes forever to get a pint because Bob won't stop telling the same story over and over again to the barman about his first pint costing tuppence 50 years ago.
 
peterwalkley said:
Probably just a different kind of hell. Endless queues in the post office. Traffic jams caused by Doris in the ancient Micra fiddling with her hearing aid at the lights. Takes forever to get a pint because Bob won't stop telling the same story over and over again to the barman about his first pint costing tuppence 50 years ago.
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Solution: no kids and no pensioners :p
 
Will I be able to buy a packet of crisps for a farthing again?

E. I'm still unhappy that a pie and peas went up above a sixpence.
 
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peterwalkley said:
Probably just a different kind of hell. Endless queues in the post office. Traffic jams caused by Doris in the ancient Micra fiddling with her hearing aid at the lights. Takes forever to get a pint because Bob won't stop telling the same story over and over again to the barman about his first pint costing tuppence 50 years ago.
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Sounds like the IRL version of OCUK a lot of the time.

"In the good old days....................."
 
I see very few kids outside these days anyway.

during the 80s and 90s every street had kids outside playing with footballs, hide and seek in peoples gardens etc.
every kid had a bike or skateboard

do modern kids even know kerby?
 
tenofspades said:
No screaming kids in supermarkets
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There would also be nobody to serve you in supermarkets. All you old folk clogging up the self service because you don't understand technology is much more annoying than mums on the school run clogging up the roads.
 
Nope, never came across that when I was a kid.

Thanks for the video though, might play it with my kids!
 
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