A word of warning to those using word...

[Admiral Huddy]

to check their posts!

Since my spelling is appalling at times, I normally type my posts into a word document I have open at the time just to check for silly mistakes, although often I don't bother. However, I've just passed to my boss a draft copy of a proposal document..

Spot the mistake:

4.4 Audit Logs

Currently, there is very limited audit logging for the last EOD batch and there’s no historical log in place at all. The new system provides a fully comprehensive audit logging facility which provides both high and low level logging, which is useful for checking the progress of a batch and in the event of error diagnosis.

As each batch, process and backup profile is executed, the start and end time are recorded in the respective set-up record. This also records the completion status.

Optionally, these details can also be recorded in historic audit log files and kept for a specific amount of days as specified in the EOD static details file. Housekeeping will purge any details exceeding the keep days but will produce a hard copy report of the details purged.
I feel old cos I am!

.. and when you daughter is 14 and she tells you off because your either embarrassing or for walking the house in your Y-fronts!

and wearing Y-fronts

and asking the girl in the office what she is listening to on her iPod and I've not got a clue what she's going on about..


Having the audit logs means that any details of the last batch and any batch in the past can be viewed via an enquiry or by report.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Why not just use an in-browser spell checker?

 

[nin9abadga]

doh! hopefully your boss has a sense of humour

 

[loopstah]

That's funny.

 

[sniffy]

Hahaha

 

[Mat]

Blimey, thats a big typo :/

Might want to enter that one into your personal dictionary there...

 

[misterPK]

Top notch muppetry, well done!

PK!

 

[mks2005]

I like it, it adds a unique twist to an otherwise boring passage about audit logging. I say leave it in.

 

[MookJong]

Classic...

Use the browser checker is the lesson here.

 

[happy_2008]

Brilliant post

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Classic...

Use the browser checker is the lesson here.

Well, it would give the same hilarious result. It would just skip the copy/paste step, thus making for a faster transition to muppetry.

 

[Aero]

Next time you want to mess around with someone at word have a play with auto-correct. always fun - offf topic i know put remind me of altering a mates pc once.

Aero

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I'm confused.
Have you basically told your boss that the girl in the office is listening to her IPOD when she shouldn't be?

 

[Admiral Huddy]

was posted in here http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17838882

 

[Kyle009]

hahah classic!

 

[Jokester]

You should also proof read, as that passage is also chock a block with spelling errors that Word won't pick up .

 

[jamief]

Now did you really do that, or are you just posting some work related stuff in an attempt to look like you have a technical job? </sceptic>...

 

[Tom0]

Huddy does it again! \/

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Now did you really do that, or are you just posting some work related stuff in an attempt to look like you have a technical job? </sceptic>...

no you are completely right. I work in a launderette.. would you like your smalls washed ?

 

[Tomsk]

I found the mistake.
"your either embarrassing"
should be
"you're either embarrassing"

What do I win?