A word of warning to those using word...

Lots of that type of thing happens in my office. I'm not supposed to have internet access, never mind use it. However I once pressed print on an OcUK topic (Post your girlfriend iirc) and didn't realise. My boss went over to the printer to pick up some of her papers, cue "who's printed this off" cue me lokoing extremely shifty
 
Other such comical moments occur due to my boss having the same last name as my work colleague. And those dodgy office emails that come round that get forwarded to the people you know have a sense of humour. Well one particularly dodgy email got forwarded to my boss, instead of my colleague. Luckily it wasn't me that sent it, but it still caused some squirming.
And it was a genuine mistake dmpoole! I'm not that desperate.... ;)
 
My boss sent me an email once calling one of our customers a (rhymes with duck) wit, I accidently forwarded it to the customer CC'ing my boss as it did have some pertinant information for the customer and at first glance I didn't see the parting shot my boss had left about him.

Every email we've had back since has been signed "The (rhymes with duck) wit".

Happy days.
 
Nice one a favorite of mine is that if the words spely correctly you tend to rely on Word falsely.

I have stopped typing "Regards" at the end of e-mails and added it to my signature. Had to after the second e-mail to a client ending.

Retards
Firesparkuk
etc..
 
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