A word of warning to those using word...

Sorry for the thread resurrection - but I just had my new company contract land on my desk.
An important legal document which you'd like to think had been proof read by lawyers, company directors maybe even a semi-literate manager or two.

Strange that I found out I was eligible for 14 days of statutory Dick Pay.
 
Sorry for the thread resurrection - but I just had my new company contract land on my desk.
An important legal document which you'd like to think had been proof read by lawyers, company directors maybe even a semi-literate manager or two.

Strange that I found out I was eligible for 14 days of statutory Dick Pay.


Make sure you don't get shafted on your Dick pay.
 
I once placed an advert in a local paper recruiting for a post which had a "shift allowance".
I forgot the "f".

It was proofread by our advertising department, as well as the paper before placement, but it still went to press :(
 
Don't think that beats my classic:

Sending a text to my colleague that the director always interferes and leaves us in the ****. He goes home everynight and I am left to sort out his mess on his side of the business when it's nothing to do with me.

Then realising that I sent it to the director instead of my colleague! lol.

Matthew
 
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