acceptable length of time before flatulance is allowed in a relationship???

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If the wife now drops her bat and it stinks. If I say anything about the smell I get "love me, love my smells".
 
EgonSpengler said:
Thread title really made me LOL.

Its never really acceptable is it.... to start with its a little embarrassing,

"oh my god, did you just fart" - little smirk, looking at you in shock

"yeah, sorry" - a bit sheepish

Progressing to:

"did you fart again"

"yeah"

"you ****** stink" - and you actually agree with her

until finally you're letting go without a second thought and she's leaving the room in disgust.

So, its never acceptable, but we just do it anyway - you can't hold them in forever after all !
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Couldn't agree more.
 
If you're with the kind of girl that throws an eppy when you fart, you need a new one (coming from a girl)

My ex used to fart around me all the time and I'm so immature, I just thought it was funny. It's natural, it's not a big deal and stupid women should get over it.
 
D4WNO said:
My ex used to fart around me all the time and I'm so immature, I just thought it was funny. It's natural, it's not a big deal and stupid women should get over it.
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Hear hear. It's a natural thing FFS. My other half does better guffs than me sometimes, we have a proper good laugh about it.
 
D4WNO said:
If you're with the kind of girl that throws an eppy when you fart, you need a new one (coming from a girl)

My ex used to fart around me all the time and I'm so immature, I just thought it was funny. It's natural, it's not a big deal and stupid women should get over it.
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yes, but did you reply with your own volley?

Farting is the only area of my marriage which lacks equality - I revel in it and base quite a lot of my banter with the wife around it, cupping and releasing, as previously mentioned, duvet fanning, name that tune etc. But my wife isn't aloud to do it at all! It's the one area which is all mine.
 
I have been with my girl 5 years and not once have I heard her fart, I don't understand how she does it. I on the other hand have no issue with it, she gets farted on when I have the chance.

She laughs, I laugh, it stinks. But the love is still in the air.

I WILL ONE DAY CATCH HER FARTING.
 
push her head under the cover and holddddddddd while saying "you know how much i love you right"!!!!
 
Not straight away, unless you've got one brewing, just when you need to let rip.

If she gets offended it doesn't matter, you've done her.
 
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