acceptable length of time before flatulance is allowed in a relationship???

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I can't believe the replies of "My wife of 19 years...my gf of 5 years never heard them".

I find that really odd. I don't purposely hold in my farts infront of my GF but at the same time I don't purposely let rip as soon as my gut starts twitching. It's a natural thing that can often have a very comedic element to it :)

It took a while before I had the guts (sorry) to actually let one go infront of her but now it feels odd that we didn't used to do it :)

Classic thread though, had me and the Mrs lolling :) Have 5 stars!
 
I think that you need to do it within the first few days of a relationship to set precedent. I, like Knubje, don't go out of my way to let the biggest guff out known to man when she's in the room, and if I know it's going to be a bad one, I'll give it some thought as to when to let it out :D.

One time on vacation, I did a pretty awful poop.. It was a small hotel room and damn was she upset with me! It lingered in the hall ways and everything, but I couldn't help but laugh :)
 
I ended up holding mine in while I was at hers for the first few months of my relationship, and as I would often be there for up to 6hrs at a time it was quite a struggle! I just confronted her about it once I felt comfortable enough with her and she revealed she'd been holding in too! The only time I've been truly shocked by a fart was when her dad did a rumpeter on my car seat while i was lifting them to a restaurant :eek:
 
If it is me then I'll let one pop whenever only avoiding explosions whilst she is eating although this wouldn't stop me letting a silent but deadly slip out if only to watch her gag on it over her meal, Other than that She is fair game like the rest of you are :D

The Doris is Never allowed to fart though as that is just plain wrong :D + :p
Even fanny farts send me into hysterics & riding has to stop whilst I laugh my **** of at the dirty biatch :D + :p:p:p

Farting is funny & only last night me & a mate agreed that no matter how old you are Farting is funny, It is the one thing that is guaranteed to put me back into that 12 year old I once was again :cool:
 
Doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's a natural side effect of our digestive system.

Better out than in as my Dear Old Gran used to say......she reeked though.
 
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