Addicted to Vaseline

Jynmagic said:
Nice homophobic community we have here :). Anyway there's nothing wrong with constantly using vaseline.
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I've often thought the same thing. Someone says something even remotely unmanly and he's instantly branded gay. Sad really.
You'd think that all these guys must dry shave with a rusty razor and don't ever use protection when sleeping with people as they're alpha genes can destroy any kind of STD.
 
Tripnologist said:
I've often thought the same thing. Someone says something even remotely unmanly and he's instantly branded gay. Sad really.
You'd think that all these guys must dry shave with a rusty razor and don't ever use protection when sleeping with people as they're alpha genes can destroy any kind of STD.
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I always thought people who were homophobic didnt like gay people? Since when has the meaning of homophobic been pointing out what is deemed a gay\womanly act?
 
I was addicted to the stuff for years during primary and secondary school, if I wasn't using it my lips didn't feel right or were always dry, I still always posess a tin of it but I seldom use it anymore.

These "gay" responses if serious are the ones who need to man up, and in general the people on here who pretend to be alpha whenever these threads come around are probably very insecure people.
 
THe only time I use it personally is when I have a cold. My nose gets so dry and cracked otherwise :/

I'm assuming everyone that is saying gay is having a "lol".
 
I took some medication as a kid for acne called Roaccutane, Dried out my lips something terrible. I had to use vaseline then, apparently if i hadnt my lips would never have been the same
 
TBH guys, this is OCUK, ive been a member here for years and was expecting the few GAY comments. I know what I am and I am not, so i just take it all with a pinch of salt.

Thanks for some of the serious feedback though.

I've decided to throw my tin in the bin today and go without using it atall.

I've heard excessive use can cause the ducts on your lips to clog up or shut down so the moment you stop using it, you feel really uncomfortable. Apparently it takes 3/4 days for the ducts to start working again and moisturise your lips naturally.

Its gunna be a nightmare !
 
I also suffer from this affliction :(

Although it's remarkable how many lads ask to borrow it when you have it with you.
 
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner."This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.

"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).

That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.

"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.

So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.

"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.

Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes."
 
I used to have this too. I had to have tins of the stuff all over the place and always with me. I used to panic if I left the house without it because my lips would dry up within half an hour.

Just stop! You're right, it will be hell for a few days as your lips will just dry out and possibly crack (your lips will dry out that is, not your crack), but stick with it and they'll sort themselves out soon enough. Try not to lick them though, that just makes it last longer.

How gay did that post sound?
 
C.P said:
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner."This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.

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Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes."
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lol, not bad :)
 
I've never really gotten the 'gay' associations vaseline has garnered - it's the crappiest lube you could possibly hope for. As far as chapping goes, now that you've been using it a lot your lips (or whatever else you've been putting it on...) are gonna be more susceptible to chapping without it. At least, this is true for moisturisers - not so sure about chap sticks and the like.
 
Vaseline is good I use it on my lips and hands but that is only once it the morning and I don't have a bottle everywhere thou, looks like someone is getting addicted to Vaseline :p
 
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